Tom I --
How will it turn out?
The guy in the backward baseball cap and the muscle shirt will be hitting the Titleist Pro V17 with a clubhead the size of your farm. He'll be hitting it high and long, right into the lake on the far side of the OB line -- just the way he does today. He'll slam his clubhead into the helpless earth, mutter an oath or two, and reload -- just the way he does today. He'll hit THAT one OB, too, then yank his tee from the ground, walk over to his cart, slam his club into his bag, and drive off, dropping a ball about 30 or 40 yards ahead of where his ball went OB -- just the way he does today. He'll pull out a nine-iron for his 160-yard approach, take a backswing as long as John Daly's, and hit it fat, leaving it about 25 yards short of the green -- just the way he does today. He'll chunk a chip, stridle angrily to the ball, and bat it somewhere onto the green -- just the way he does today. He'll putt up to about three feet, rush to hit the second, lip it out, and then say it was a gimme -- just the way he does today. Then he'll mark a double-bogey on his card -- just the way he does today.
You and I will be playing with our most recently purchased clubs -- and our Competition Balls. Because it will be purer -- and more fun -- that way.