I wonder, do all the other names on the jug have bona fides as to their marital fidelities? Had none of the previous winners ever been rumored to 'foreplay', or had events glossed over factually and were well known philanderers in hushed tones within the walls of the R&A parlour? Maybe they didn't have all the tabloid multi media back in the day. But, I'm hard pressed to believe there aren't names on the jug who didn't have their flings - but just weren't publicly exposed, like Tiger.
I hope the champion golfer of the Open of 2010 gets his name on the jug, and wins it fair and square and with sportsmanship and dignity as the tournament procedes. I trust that no matter who it is, he won't commit acts of moral turpitude, or gross personal hygiene faux pauxs while playing on the hallowed grounds of the 'home of golf'.
Did Old Tom ever take a whiz in a bunker??? I mean cum'mun mahn, aihteen feckin 'oles ou'in'na winds an'na fieu wee drams o'whiskey an'na gullun o'ginger beir, an'na can'na hul'dit in en'na longer laddie.