And the amount of time it takes to finish reacting is key.
120 yard 5-irons
325 yard drives (sorry that is massive for me)
Missed 2 footers
Holed out 6 irons
Leaving it in the bunker... and holing the next one
Losing to someone and see it make their day
Beating a better player and making your day
Valet staff ripping your floor mats out... without unhooking them!!
Hitting it onto the beach... and watching it bounce back to the fairway
Hitting it down the middle... and watching it bound off an irrigation head into a hazard
Meeting people on the internet and having them fly 3000 miles to join you for a couple of days (now back to golf)
Shooting 86 in your state amateur event and proclaiming "that will never happen again"... as if
Having a 3 footer for birdie-3 in collegiate event at Luray Caverns VA... and making 11... ELEVEN! (14 putts in 2 holes MUST be a record)
And.... (drum roll please).........
Palm Trees and White Belts!