Huck:
You're right about the Old MacDonald part of this opinion calculus. I'm playing there with Keiser himself in May, so I'm going to get a complete immersion experience and I'll faithfully report the event.
Also, I guess I inferred that I don't like hackers. The opposite is true, but in evaluating resorts of this quality, it's significant to me that there aren't an abundance of chops at Bandon. The Pebble experience is quite the opposite. A quick story. I hooked up as a single one day (hundo to the starter) and was paired with two Japanese gentlemen who spoke no english that were walking and a guy around my age who was in a cart. I was going to walk, but I figured it might be more companionable to ride with the American. "I'll ride with you," I said. He quickly demurred, saying, "My wife is going to ride with me." I was more confused than aghast, because I thought that would make a fivesome. He told me she wasn't going to play, just ride along. She spent the entire round (five plus) hectoring him from the cart: "Keep your head down, RJ." "Slow it down, RJ." "Just pick it up, RJ." He probably shot 150. By the fifth hole, I was wishing I spoke Japanese.