I lived in Chicago for nearly 5 years and loved every minute of it.....except for the 5+ hours rounds that are rampant throughout the public golf scene in the Chicagoland area. Believe it or not, slow play was one of the reasons I moved back to my home state of Ohio.
The problem was that I lived in the city, was in my mid-20s, and didn't (and still don't
) make the kind of money that it took to belong to a decent private club in the area. What this equated to for me was getting up at 5 am and driving down to George Dunne on 164th and Central to be one of the first ones off. That's the only way that you can get around in under 5 hours on a decent test of golf in that town....get up at the crack of dawn and try to beat the traffic.
Now i'm sure that you Chi guys that have lived there your entire lives know more of the tricks than I did, but if you show up at any public course in the area on a saturday, you have..... drive time, warm up time, 5 hour + round, then drive time home. This all equates to 8 hours for only 18 holes and regular public golf is not worth 8 hours of my time.
One time at Jackson Park, my roommate and I teed off at 8am and we were standing on #9 tee at 11:05am. This is beyond ridiculous and for those of you that don't know the course....it's only 5500 yards from the tips. On #9 tee that day I drove the green to a foot, tapped in for eagle, and then my roommate and I walked off the course and left. Also, walking off that course isn't easy because #9 doesn't route back to the clubhouse.
I miss the city a lot, but I now live 1000 yards from my golf course and normally play in 3.5 hours.