I am not sure what the real purpose of this thread is, but I heard a membership story from a former chair of the green committee at LACC that I found amusing.
It seems that Hugh Hefner, shortly after he bought his mansion that adjoined the North course, made it be known to the club that he would consider membership if he was allowed to use the area next to his backyard to land his chopper. The club sat on his statement of interest for the appropriate time and responded with something short and to the effect: "We appreciate your interest, but doubt that our club could provide you with the level of service you would be happy with."