Greg,
1) Listen to your caddies
2) Hit a ball into the ocean on 16 tee at Bandon Dunes
3) Drink three different kinds of Scotch, slowly, outside in the elements if they'll let you take the glass outside
4) Stare at 15 green at Bandon Trails and chuckle at why everyone loves C&C so much
5) Stare at the tee shot on 6 at Pacific Dunes and chuckle at why everyone loves Renaissance Golf so much.
6) Find way to get over to the Sheep Ranch. Spend four hours hitting the ball around, having a beer or two, and visiting with friends. And God please don't keep a score!
7) Play the preview at Old Mac, and smile for two hours straight.
Eat the meatloaf
9) Hit shiny white Titleist NXT Tour balls at the range. Wish that your local course had a practice area as good as Bandon's.
10) Have a few too many, and at midnight, walk down 18 and 17 to the 16th green at Bandon Dunes and go scream at the ocean and the wind. Realize how powerless you really are in the face of that incomprehensibly big ocean.
But if you do none of those things. Do this one. Enjoy every moment. There is no place on earth like it.