I watched the one-hour paid advertisement for Liberty National on CBS this weekend and it was the most insufferable, overly cloying, self-congratulatory piece of video garbage I've ever seen. I'd rather watch the Sham Wow guy for an hour straight than listen to Fireman and his son pat themselves on the back over the "historic" work on their "iconic" golf course and clubhouse. To me, it looks like a rather bland golf course, albeit one with spectacular skyscraper and statue eye candy. But eye candy ain't enough to confer greatness.
But, really, it was the tone of the piece that just fractured me. At one point, one of them said something about creating a golf course for the "people". For the people? The fricking clubhouse cost $65 million! At the end of the program, a deeply cynical part of me was starting to hope that the course gets hit by a hurricane and slips into the river. They kept chirping about Lady Liberty as if they were engaged in a patriotic pursuit when they built their millionaire's retreat. Lady Liberty, if she could, would bow her head in shame at these goofballs.