Here is my response . . .
"Bullshit".
Man up, hit the ball over the water or drop one and try again.
If you don't have the game to hit the ball in the air far enough for a "reasonable" distance, get to the range and work on your game.
And if the water bothers you so much that it takes you out of your game, you're simply not mentally strong enough.
If you are too old and or simply not strong enough, I'd say find another course or another set of tees.
While forced carries over water can certainly be overdone,
I wouldn't describe them as anything even close to,
"the bane of golf course architecture in America"
Not all holes or all courses have to be all things to all people.
-Ted