Heaton Park municipal in northern Manchester. The problems are any number of blind shots, a risk-and-hope drive over a gipsy encampment, dense rhododendron bushes lining some fairways, a fearsome all-carry water hole, ball thieves, several short par 4s on which the macho brigade want to drive the green, several short par 5s they think they can reach in two.... It would be a really entertaining course if only you could get it to yourself. As it is all players should be made to wear hard hats, it can be so dangerous.