Pat and Tim, thanks for the insight.
John: It was a valiant, valiant effort...but very misguided. I am barely 24 years old and nowhere near being in the financial situation which would allow me to join any of the clubs I listed. To assume I'm "trolling" the internet looking for a bargain at a top teir club in Chicago is just that, an assumption, and a really bad one at that.
I must be way out in left field to wonder how some of the top clubs in one of the nation's top markets are fairing during these rough economic times. The resiliency of some clubs and not of others during times like these is, IMO, a pretty interesting topic.
Hopefully your attempt to turn this thread into bickering nonsense, as usual, is abated.