Tom IV --
You write: "By a very strick, literal, Dan Kelly-esque definition, obviously there is no such thing as perfection - it simply cannot exist on this earth outside the theological."
To which I say: Now wait just a durned minute there, Mr. Huckster, sir! You completely misunderstand! I've never said anything remotely like that -- not in this thread, not in any thread, not ever, not anywhere, not in any forum, not at any time! I move that your remarks be stricten from the record!
Your statement of my views is not only off-course; it, is in fact, diammetrically opposed to my actual views, which are (limiting my comments to golf courses, though they are, in fact, extendable to human endeavors of many sorts):
I have said (years ago), and will say again (for as long as I live), that Sand Hills is perfect. So is The Old Course. So is North Berwick. So is Lahinch. So, I'm guessing, are quite a number of other courses I haven't had the privilege to play.
Which is not to say that any of them (like a perfect song, or a perfect sentence, or a perfect strawberry, or a perfect movie) could not conceivably be improved -- only that each of them is perfect.
If you see a contradiction there, you don't understand my theology!