What an outstanding thread this has been.
I hope I don't ruin it!
I want to go way back to the beginning, where Tim Weiman wrote: "Is the preference for 'green,' well watered fairways and greens just impossible to overcome? Or have those who prefer firm and fast just not presented a strong enough case?"
Since then, in quite a few posts, we've heard references to Joe Sixpack and his (or, of course, her) preferences.
Quite a few of you think that Joe's not very bright, because Joe doesn't see what's so obvious: Golf is a better, more interesting game when the course is firm and fast -- through the green, on the green, everywhere except on the damned cart paths! It might be a more difficult game (and it might not be), but it's sure as hell a lot more fun and more entertaining when the ball bounces and rolls.
As I've said in some other threads: I don't think you're giving Joe Sixpack enough credit. He's smarter than you think he is; he's just not EDUCATED -- and THAT'S NOT HIS FAULT!
How in the hell does anyone expect Joe to GET IT, whatever the IT of the moment happens to be (in this case: the beauty of fast and firm conditions), when (a) NO ONE is standing up to tell Joe about the beauty of firm and fast conditions, and (b) the only times Joe is exposed to firm and fast are the times Joe plays the firm, fast and burned-out conditions at some crappy, underfinanced, styleless municipal course with crabgrass fairways?
Where does Joe learn about golf?
-- Joe reads the golf magazines. Have the golf magazines -- any of them? -- ever made a point of advocating the joys of firm and fast conditions? If they have, and they may have, I've missed it.
-- Joe watches golf on TV. Have any of the golf broadcasters ever advocated the joys of firm and fast conditions? Well, maybe at the British Open they have -- but they always act as if those conditions are eccentric freaks of nature, a little goofy (you know: British!), and not worthy of emulation; I'd be very surprised if any TV commentator has ever taken the next step, to say: Not only are these great conditions for golf, but they're BETTER than those lush green, overpriced golf courses in America, where balls plug in the fairway.
The broadcasters gush, gush, gush about the lush green of Augusta, every April. They talk about the slight browning of the greens at the US Open ... and not-so-subtly imply that that color is freakish and unnatural -- the work of those sadists at the USGA. They ooh and ahh, moronically, every time one of the pros spins an iron backward toward a pin (or off a false front). Can you blame Joe Sixpack for wanting to do the same?
The broadcasters never, of course, talk about how dull it is to watch these pros playing golf as if it were an odd outdoor form of darts -- because it's their job to pretend that this is golf entertainment of the highest caliber!
-- Joe plays golf -- mostly at those crappy, underfinanced, styleless muni courses with crabgrass fairways, and occasionally, when he's feeling flush or his company has an Outing, at those shangri-la-dee-dah Country Clubs for a Day ... where he finds lush green conditions ... which he quite naturally prefers to the rock-hard, burned-out conditions at his crappy, underfinanced, styleless municipal course with crabgrass fairways. He sees a ballmark in the fairway -- and he thinks he's died and gone to Heaven! And I, for one, don't blame him. Look at the Hell where he usually plays.
At the risk of repeating myself: How in the world is Joe going to learn about (and become an advocate for) Firm and Fast, unless SOMEONE IN AUTHORITY makes the case for Firm and Fast?
To address Tim's questions directly: "Is the preference for 'green,' well watered fairways and greens just impossible to overcome?" No. I agree with Tom Paul: Most people would (some of them grudgingly) come to like Firm and Fast if they were ever exposed to it on a good course. I have no doubt that many Joe Sixpacks have GOTTEN IT after a single trip to Great Britain -- where Joe Sixpack is welcome on excellent golf courses maintained firm and fast.
"Or have those who prefer firm and fast just not presented a strong enough case?" I don't think they've presented any case at all!
Where are Jerry Tarde and George Peper when we need them? C'mon, Peter Alliss! Tell it as it is -- or should be.
PS: Just a quick, possibly apropos observation from the PGA Championship at Hazeltine:
Even before the big rains came, the fairways -- which I walked across every day that week -- were SOFT! Soft, I tell you. Spongy, even. I noted as much, with some distaste, to my daughters, as we crossed the first fairway for the first time, early Monday morning.
Why did the PGA have the fairways soft? A guess: Because the USGA-led redesign (widely applauded, though not by me) took so many of RTJ's original doglegs and straightened them that that huge course would have played TOO SHORT with firm fairways.
Bring back the doglegs! Let the course play fast and firm!
Question: Are doglegs (or central hazards) ESSENTIAL to firm and fast golf?