But I like your style...
Reminds me of a joke:
So, in a third grade class a teacher asks the question, "If I have 10 birds lined up on a fence, and I shoot one, how many are left?"
A smart aleck in the back of the class shouted out, "Zero, cause the sound of the gunshot would scare them all away."
The teacher smiled politely and said, "Well yes, but I was looking for the answer 9, but I like the way you think."
The smart aleck, being quick on his feet responds, "Okay teacher, I have a question for you: There are three women on a bench, each eating an ice cream cone. One is biting it, one is licking it, one is sucking it - which one is married?"
The teacher doesn't think for long before saying, "Well, the one sucking it."
The student responds, "No, the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think."