I'd like to thank Ward P for permanently scarring my brain with an image of Lloyd as Bing Crosby.
L,
can you now please arrange, post haste, for a photo-shoot of your good self in dubious xmas pullover, sporting a fine meerschaum and gazing/singing adoringly in the general direction of a group of small, 1950s-bedecked children. Thanking you in advance of a properly traditional xmas,
yours,
the FBD.