And I thought that most conservatives were also libertarians. Hell, why even put a flag stick in the hole. Let's all play at night.
Seriously, on my course every sprinkler head within 20 yards of both sides of the fairway and from 300 yards to 50 yards from the CENTER on the green would be marked with a single, legible, easy to maintain distance plate. My scorecard would show the depth of the green, and a F/B/M pin system would be employed (actual pin sheets for tournaments). Those whose eyes don't work well, like mine, can use them to their advantage. For the purists, they don't even need a card, nor should they have to seek sprinkler heads to confound their sharply honed instintcs. Speed of play- mandated by fiat, less than 4 hours in the weekend mornings; less than 4:15 in the afternoons; much faster during uncrowded times using appropriate etiquette. To suggest that having good information actually causes slower golf is not real logical. Indecision, walking up for a better vantage of the green, miscalculating and hitting errant shots surely take more time than locating the nearest sprinkler head, and adding or subtracting for the pin location. It is not rocket science, and you still have to hit the ball the required distance.