PHIL, "Gimme the driver"
BONES, "Phil, you've hit 2 fairways all freaking day. You just carved one way left on the last hole and were incredibly lucky to escape with a par. Let's take 4-wood, make a par or at worst a bogey".
PHIL, "I really think I can pound this one down the middle, gimme the driver".
BONES, " (knowing Phil's dalliances in Vegas...) Phil, what do think the odds are of hitting this fairway with driver?"
PHIL, "Good point. Lets just make a boring par and win this thing."
PHIL, at his post-victory press-conference, "I really need to thank Bones for talking me out of hitting driver on 18. It took a lot of guts for him to step up but he did the job that I pay him to do. He's the best caddy on Tour".