Killer James
Thanks for your passionate defence of the driver and the right to hit 320yds 14 times in your round.
Your psychopathic nickname suits your swashbunkling style – especially condemning the weak and feeble to march the gangplank by forcing them to make a carry of 260yds.
In your next life you will be condemned to play the golf course from hell where you will be asked to carry 330yds over flames 18 times – with your putter. !
And just to make you suffer a little more you will be expected to play double or quits on a 19th hole of 66 yards long with your driver !
Exactly JC-S!!! Now you're getting the Hades that I suffer through.
It's about choice, not forced lay-ups. If I feel like losing five bucks (or 1 ProVx) by taking a gamble at a long-shot, I know the risks going in. But force me to Chicken-Stick it all day long, and I'll find another game. Now that's just me. Comdemning the thoroughbred to plow fields with 2 iron/4 iron just is cruelty to animals. The 2 iron/4 Iron off of every tee is an excellent strategy for me in medal play (And a slow, agonizing death), but it not as fun as a having a partner in the fairway and slugging away in match play (Fast Death or glory). Isn't golf supposed to be fun?
"condemning the weak and feeble to march the gangplank by forcing them to make a carry of 260yds."
JC-S: Is there no joy in trying a shot that you can not execute? I also said 250 from tips/200 from member's tees. Surely that is not too far to ask the average player.
"In your next life you will be condemned to play the golf course from hell where you will be asked to carry 330yds over flames 18 times – with your putter. !
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JC-S: Bring it on. I used to bash putter off of the pine straw out of the forests 200 yards with no problem until I had about 14 degrees of loft on it. Now I use driver off of the deck for the same effect. 330 yards with the putter is TOO much to hope for. But we do have a use in the netherworld for those lost souls who feel compelled to take drivers out of stupid neandrethals' hands: Fetching the balls from the flames in the 330 yard chasm so that we can endlessly retee!!! Both of our Sisyphean tasks will occupy our time quite nicely? ;>)
"And just to make you suffer a little more you will be expected to play double or quits on a 19th hole of 66 yards long with your driver !
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JC-S: And having hit onto every square inch of our 160 acre property by foolishly bashing driver, I have that 66 yard shot with the driver in spades. Driver Punched with a 33% swing with either a trap draw or a cut forces you to learn the almost unimaginable. After last year's club championship, one of our professionals came up to me after my demoralizing defeat on the 18th hole and said, "Mr. Keever, you've given me great hope that I can make par from anywhere!" Small, but tender solace indeed.
So the moral of the story children is: Hit Driver - Learn a Short Game.
Or, while the meek might inherit the earth, they'll have no fun playing as drones, but chicks dig the long ball.
Or, try the impossible once in awhile - it might work.
Going to the Driving range with only my putter...
XOXOX
JWK