"You are a sick, sick man Tom Paul."
Only when I see a young golfer who has the swing and "through the green" style of a Jamie Slonis on the putting greens with that contraption under his chin that looks no different than a five foot long post hole tamper!
Plus, those things gave new meaning to "one club length" relief.

The USGA/R&A should've been honest about the "one club length" relief rule and put an exception in the Rules that read;
"Except those unstable people who need to play golf with contraptions that look like five foot long post hole tampers."