So this is how rumor first turns into fact on its way to legend.
I have a friend who is a member at Oakmont that played with a large group that included Hank between the time he won the Amateur and turned pro. Hank Kuehne did not almost hit it to the top of the hill on #3, he hit it all the way to the front of the green. I was so astounded upon hearing that that either I didn't ask what he made on the hole or don't remember the answer. Hopefully he somehow scratched ouut a par. A drive absolutely smoked by the best, longest amateur player lands somewhere near the bottom of the upslope. The "plays a game with which I am not familiar" quote truly appplies.
As for the 5 iron into the parking lot crack, I must be so new to GCA that I'm not yet attuned to the collective sense of humor. From all that I have heard, Hank returns to Oakmont quite frequently, loves the place and is well liked there. That's one of the reasons Trip was so consumed with winning the Amateur there.
Besides, from that distance Hank would need no more than a 7 iron, tops, to bust the window out of one of the Mercedes in the lot.