Since none of the other adventureres from the trip to what I have been calling "the land well-guarded" has seen fit to say anything, let me be the first to thank Ben for his organization of a terrific trip, Ran for playing the hickories and reminded us of the joy of moving the ball right to left, Jon (and Kelly) for his skill in negotiating a golf cart on a 45 minute drive in the dark to an Italian restaurant, and Mike for his interesting bar technique.
No thanks to Adam, however, who became the inaugeral winner of the eponymous "Clayman" award for inviting someone uninviting to sit down with us in the bar, spilling and breaking a bottle Presidente, and then escaping into the night, leaving Ran to ask the invitee (aka "her girthness"), "so what did you think of the strategic elements of the courses?"
Adam also wins the "surf's up" award for chunking it onto the beach on the 5th hole at Teeth of the Dog, and then running to hit the ball before the waves came up and washed it away. Unfortunately, Memo, our helpful caddie, snatched the ball away to save it from the waves just before Adam got there. 2-shot penalty.
I believe that The Teeth of the Dog grew on each of us with repeated play. At first, it seemed a little underwhelming. It is essentially flat and most noted that the ocean holes appeared to be missing certain strategic elements because there was no reward for hugging close to the water. On several holes the best angle was away from the water, while risking the water often brought an approach shot with a tree or greenside bunker in the way.
However, with repeated playings (or more Presidentes) the course got better and better. The best of the bunch may have been the great 8th hole, where the dangerous play along the water gave a clear view of the green and the option of using a slope on the right to get the ball close with the pin in front. And the par-3s were outstanding, including a "short" with a green surrounded by sand, deeper than the Short at Yale (which these days is admittedly not saying much).
As to the others, the private La Romana CC had a lot of movement in the fairways and green contours, but Dye Fore was not great, though it had great views of jungle and river far below the course. The thought I had was "Welcome to the course at Jurassic Park." It also may be the widest course I have ever seen. In fact, it (and Teeth to some extent) is a sort of "reverse St. Andrews" because you could hit the ball right all day without getting into much trouble. I did and didn't.
I can safely say a grand time was had by all, and I know Ran and Ben will be posting pictures and a review of the course.
Jeff Goldman