"As long as the location is reasonable -- for me -- that means something not buried in the southwestern suburbs of Phillie"
Alright, Matt. Let's get this straight. You are completely free to rank any courses you want in Phillie wherever that is but here in Philadelphia we consider it a huge waste of time. Have a hoagie, a cheesesteak with and a Yeungling and take it easy Philadelphia style. You're coming to the city of firsts, the cradle of liberty, fine dining and the best golf in the country. Show some respect damn it! Get our name right or I'll hit you upside the head with a Mama's cheesesteak. You won't wake up for a week. And you just might be a bit smarter.
Now, just so you are fully informed, first time in your life, the baseball team is the Phillies and the town is Philadelphia as Chip noted (Philly if you absolutely must). You're coming to our neck of the woods buddy boy--this isn't Joisey or New Yawk. It's the home of the Eagles! And you're in for a serious beating if you don't show some respect.