Like Tom Huckaby, I don't want to leave home (the SE) and my buddies, so:
Best piece of property on the NC-SC-GA coast, as links-like as possible.
Strantz designs my course, because it is guaranteed to be unique.
I'd like to say I'll give him "complete" freedom, 'cause a man's got to know his limitations, and I'm no artist, but...
No cart paths, and short distances between greens and tees, but waste areas to drive in 'cause I ain't getting any younger!
I feel no need for caddies, though Hooter's girls does bring up some interesting possibilities...
I want something in the 6600 yd. range from the tips; if that's not long enough for you, then we shouldn't be playing together anyway!
I'd like the nines to start and finish near the clubhouse, but that's negotiable based on the routing possibilities. Plus, I'll be able to cut across holes anyway! I'm the owner!
The clubhouse, by the way, will be simple and functional, and in no way a draw for golfers. Small grill, simple menu, minimal pro shop, functional locker room, nice veranda for watching golfers finish.
By the way, you guys are all welcome anytime you can make it there, so come on down!