Great stuff. I've now added my deal before yours, so you and all the world can see why we ought to play well as a team there:
1. Inevitable disaster. Dump drive in trees. Screw up 2nd. Scrape on. 3 whack. Nice double.
TH: I have no right to play a hole this difficult as well as I do, but I've made more 4s than 5s on this hole... very few 6s... don't think I've ever made a 3, but that's OK - 4 wins a LOT of the time.
2. I've hit balls so far left and right that I couldn't hit a 5 iron from one to the other! The epitome of popcorn golf.
TH - same deal as 1. I've got you covered, bruthah.
3. That shot doesn't phase me and I usually play this one OK.
TH - it sure as hell fazes me. Carry me and don't hurt your back.
4. By this point in the round, I've given up and have played this hole under par in the aggregate, probably -2.
TH: I tend to play this hole well also. We rule.
5. I never seem to club this hole right. Plus, half the time, I'm doing the post birdie f-up thing.
TH: UH-OH.. this is trouble. I never hit enough club on this hole also, and on the rare occassion I hit the green can't seem to make any putts. We just try to hang on here. Maybe we can convince each other to hit the proper club. it does play very long.
6. The day I hit a good drive on this hole will be the first. It's funny. If I hit my good drive here, I'm at least 60/40 to make birdie, but I never hit it good here for some reason.
TH - a push-slice the other day notwithstanding, I generally hit great tee shots and this hole. So let me go first and keep it in play. One of us will make 4.
7. I play this one OK.
TH - thank god, I rarely do.
8. Same.
TH - ditto re 7. Teach me to putt this damn green.
9. Varies. I've played it well and like a total idiot.
TH - you and me both. We pray to the golf gods that we are not taking the idiot role.
10. I play this hole well, generally. Probably under par, total. I think that last time out there, I talked Joel and Pete Galea and our 4th into playing a dime a point scotch game on the 10th tee and proceeded to stiff one and make 3.
TH - your hole again, bruthah. Too long and requiring too much hook for me, and the green also has me spooked. Keep the back strong.
11. Varies. I've made bird and X.
TH - I tend to only get the Xs. Carry me, oh great one. No X for you this time.
12. Why the hell can't I play this hole? It's fricking easy. I always have a wedge in, no matter what I hit off the tee. Oh, wait! That answers my question: "I always have a wedge in. Nuff said.
TH - leave this one to me - I usually can make 4, have made many 3s.
13. Varies. Birdies and snap hooks into junk.
TH - I can usually manage a 5. Again, I'm Mr. Safety, you take a rip at a drive and reaching the green.
14. Usually play this one pretty good.
TH - me too, for whatever reason... it is a tough hole. But again, we rule.
15. Varies. I've made 2 and X.
TH: uh, me too. Have to hope Mr. Ham and Mr. Egg are present.
16. I've made 3 but nothing worse than 5, so on the whole, it ain't so bad.
TH: WHEW! I now have that 3, but I surely have made more than 5 plenty of times.
17. #%^%&^*@$%!@%^^&!!
TH - leave it to me. Again, two gags the other day notwithstanding, I can handle this hole.
18. Varies. pars and doubles. Story of my life.
TH - I promise I won't make more than 4. You make a par and we're good.