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Mike_Cirba

Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2007, 11:27:59 PM »


Have either of you ladies ever considered a career in the lucrative field of Design Associate?   Of course, your mangy dog would have to learn how to do an extended site visit.
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Peter Pallotta

Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2007, 11:29:58 PM »
"Well, I used to restore golf courses, but they weren't sympathetic enough to the original intent."

"No, I always crouch like this, an account of I'm actually quite a short man".

"KNOW Devereux Emmet? I WENT with him".

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm telling you, you can build a good golf course ANYWHERE"

Only because I didn't want Jim to win by acclamation.

Peter





   
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Marty Bonnar

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2007, 08:48:32 AM »
What a great belly laugh! (and, trust me there ain't many better bellies than the FBD's...)

'Because leaving Seattle for Oakworth to pursue their career in gca had ended in such abject failure, Frasier and Eddie found they had to supplement their meagre railway income by discussing gravel porosity with petticoated 'rock' groupies'.

OR

'It is a little-known fact that the notorious 'Knicker-waving' scene from 'The Railway Children' is single-handedly responsible for the choice of Red Flags on most of the UK's Links golf courses.'

(You really need to have seen the movie for that one)

OR

Jenny: "Bernard, you may well have been gifted Emmet's finest chapeau in his will, but at least Alister's bonnie Tam O'Shanter doesn't make me look like Freddie Mercury."

All rather pathetic compared to this much loftier company. Brilliant, Gents!

FBD.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Mike_Cirba

Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2007, 01:00:13 PM »
Martin,  glad you're enjoying.    ;D

Perhaps one more...





"Although they kept up their most pleasantly fetching "game faces", it was becoming frustratingly apparent to the two young streetwalkers from the East End district of Whitechapel that they were getting nowhere in trying to seduce Devereux, all dressed to the nines in his finest crusin' gear."
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2007, 01:06:29 PM »
Now pay attention lassies...Don't think for one second that that Alister MacKenzie chap is one who can be trusted.  He's a regular Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyde. When he's sober, he's just a regular bloke, but when he imbibes from his flask he turns into a wild man.  Eyes popping out, frothing at the mouth, fire-breathing, barking orders left and right...all for what?  To build these wild freaks of nature he calls a golf course...I say poppycock!!!
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Matt_Cohn

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2007, 01:14:47 PM »



"There are four doglegs; two left, and two right."
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Marty Bonnar

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2007, 06:49:07 PM »
Okay,
PRIZE TIME!

For the first entrant who can tell me the correct relationship between the girl on the left and......

John Ritter!

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.........

A lovely faux-leather Kingsbarns tee-bag (yes, I STILL have a few left!) to the lucky winner.

Good luck.

FBD.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Joe Hancock

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2007, 07:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Martin Glynn Bonnar on October 27, 2007, 06:49:07 PM
Okay,
PRIZE TIME!

For the first entrant who can tell me the correct relationship between the girl on the left and......

John Ritter!


They're both dead.....I'll send my address info in an IM..... ;D
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" What the hell is the point of architecture and excellence in design if a "clever" set up trumps it all?" Peter Pallotta, June 21, 2016

"People aren't picking a side of the fairway off a tee because of a randomly internally contoured green ."  jeffwarne, February 24, 2017

Marty Bonnar

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2007, 07:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Joe Hancock on October 27, 2007, 07:38:26 PM
Quote from: Martin Glynn Bonnar on October 27, 2007, 06:49:07 PM
Okay,
PRIZE TIME!

For the first entrant who can tell me the correct relationship between the girl on the left and......

John Ritter!


They're both dead.....I'll send my address info in an IM..... ;D

WRONG!
But, strangely compelling, nonetheless. Try to set your sights a bit, well, lower.... ;)

FBD.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

paul westland

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2007, 07:52:21 PM »
there's three of um...three's company  shameless!
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Marty Bonnar

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2007, 07:58:27 PM »
VERY subtle, Paul!

Please elaborate your train of thought for the benefit of the 'hard of thinking' elderly GCAer.... ;)

IM me your home addy for your prize(!) and what a pee-rize it izzzz!

FBD.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

paul westland

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2007, 10:06:05 PM »
Please to observe:
Two little maids in attendance come
Three little maids is the total sum
Three little maids from school......

Know your Gilbert and Sullivan!
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Jim Nugent

Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2007, 01:09:36 AM »
How to make 16 holes in 1 in a few months...

"We'll choose courses with blind par 3's!  Fido here will take your tee shots and drop them in the hole!  You'll make an ace a week!  You'll be famous!"

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Joe Hancock

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2007, 06:33:29 AM »
Quote from: Jim Nugent on October 28, 2007, 01:09:36 AM
How to make 16 holes in 1 in a few months...

"We'll choose courses with blind par 3's!  Fido here will take your tee shots and drop them in the hole!  You'll make an ace a week!  You'll be famous!"



There's an early morning chuckle...thanks!

Joe
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" What the hell is the point of architecture and excellence in design if a "clever" set up trumps it all?" Peter Pallotta, June 21, 2016

"People aren't picking a side of the fairway off a tee because of a randomly internally contoured green ."  jeffwarne, February 24, 2017

Norbert P

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Re:Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!
« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2007, 12:54:20 PM »
Quote from: MPCirba on October 26, 2007, 10:54:40 PM



 "Sure, I'm a real golf course architect. Would you like to come up to me flat and check out some of me drawrings?"

 

"...Lots of curves . . . you bet!
    Even more . . . when you get . . .
    To the junction.
    Pettycoat Junction"  
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