Craig,
Marty is one of my golf/caddie mates. He is a piece of work. He is lean and hard as a rock.
He tells a great story of the time he was packing for an overweight guest. They are on the back of the property and the guest is huffing and puffing and moaning and groaning. Marty tells him "I will carry him our if need be". The guest says, "you could never carry me out". They play a couple more holes and walking up the hill to the eighth green the bellyaching starts again. Marty says, "I'll carry you back to the clubhouse". The guy says, "I bet you $100 you can't carry me out". Marty says, "you're on". The guys says ok. Marty then says, "lay down". "What do you mean lay down," repies the guest. Marty says, " Well if I'm going to pack you out I'll have to gut you first". The group was rolling. The guy gave Marty the $.