Phil:
I'm not going to try and psychoanalyze Jack Nicklaus any more than I have already had to.
As for my round at Sebonack, yes, that was fun golf. On the putt in question that I couldn't get inside ten feet, on the par-5 13th, I pulled my approach shot to the wrong half of the green while shying away from a bunker that would have been an easier up and down. I looked at three different ways to try and get the putt close from the upper tier to the lower, around either side of the mound which intervened or over the top, but I was in exactly the wrong place and there was nothing I could do. Jack came over and tried it, too, and he got as close as you could get. (It was the only time during the round that he tried out a shot from my position, because it was important to him to understand the shot values and I was making a mess of it.)
Now here's my point, a point made to me by Bill Coore at Kapalua fifteen years ago when he was rebuilding the second green to make it more fair:
a) On my approach shot I missed my target 40 feet wide, even though it was on the green.
b) If there had been a pond in that spot, no one would have thought it was unfair that I'd wound up in the pond.
c) It was my fault that I didn't respect the contours of the green as much as I would have respected a pond.
d) Where is it written that you should always be able to get down in two shots from 40 feet away? People have invented that level of fairness for themselves because they think they are "on the green" and therefore entitled to two-putt.
e) One of the most interesting shots I had all day was that putt. No chance to make it ... the question was what was the best chance to get down in two from there, and there were no guarantees.
To a lot of people that is unfair, but to me it's fun. If we'd done our job better, I guess we should have given you a way to get within six feet of the hole, but I was in THE worst spot; if my ball had been five feet to either side I might have been able to get much closer. Which, I suppose, might be another person's definition of a screwy result.