Mike,
I picture you — standing up against the wall of your garage — Mrs. Hendren raising a 7-iron above her hear asking, "Who is this Forrest character?"
Not, however, because she is upset with my post, but rather because she wants to send me a box of See's Candies. The ones without the odd combinations of cherries and hard-to-pronounce nut blends. I imagine her doing this via the internet, perhaps clicking on the "SEND VIA FED-EX FOR JUST $2.00 MORE — WHY NOT SHOW THEM YOU REALLY APPRECIATE THEIR KINDNESS"
You see, Mike, I am saving your marriage — and making room for that ATV you have been wishing for.