Let's try this:
Playing the 16th 100 times and laying up, the player effectively lays up 80 times (4 out of 5). The 20 times he dunks his tee ball he makes a 6. After an effective layup he gets up and down 1 out of five times, makes bogey 3 out of 5 times and makes double (3-putt, chili-dip, bladed pitch) 1 out of 5 times. If my math is correct (I am, after all, a Univ. of Tenn. man), his stroke average on the hole is 4.40.
Alternatively, having the testicular fortitude of Tom Huckaby (notwithstanding the "Castrate Huckaby" thread), he goes for it 100 times. One of four shots find the putting surface, but he 3-putts 1 out of 5 times (hey, it's a cruel game and a big green). Let's give him three birdies, however. Of the 75 shots that miss the green, let's say 10 find dry land and he gets up-and-down 4 times for par. The remaining 65 tee shots (two-thirds for you fellow southern state school graduates) swim with the seals, yielding a 6 (with the occasional 5 and 7 off-setting). Again, if my math is correct, the real man averages 5.03.
Questions:
1) Is my math correct (never have checked it)?
2) Which man is the better golfer?
3) Does the "weenie factor" justify the higher average.
What sayeth you?
Mike