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John Kirk

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Caption Contest
« on: October 16, 2007, 11:30:18 PM »
I'll go first...




"The new fall golf fashions from The Gap are here!"
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Tim Bert

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 11:34:38 PM »
"Excuse me, sir.  This is a denim-free golf club.  Who, may I ask, allowed you on the premises?"
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Andrew Summerell

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 12:02:05 AM »
“Basically, the 1st hole is directly behind me. Yes, it’s my NEW form of minimalism!”
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Patrick Kiser

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 12:18:28 AM »
Man ... it's gonna be a long day with these gutta balls.
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“One natural hazard, however, which is more
or less of a nuisance, is water. Water hazards
absolutely prohibit the recovery shot, perhaps
the best shot in the game.” —William Flynn, golf
course architect

Kyle Harris

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 12:34:59 AM »
"Don't be a wang."

"Let's see Nicklaus's ball striking with this!"
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Jay Flemma

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 12:35:44 AM »
"I will run Ladanian Tomlinson more to open up the passing game for Philip Rivers...but be patient, we can't play the Raiders every week."
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Adam Clayman

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 12:39:23 AM »
"A golf shot should be... savored through the spectrum of emotions, and back again, measured only by the time it takes to come to fruition."
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"It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing your whole life." - Mickey Mantle

igrowgrass

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 12:50:45 AM »
'Business Casual Right?'
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Rich Goodale

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2007, 01:12:59 AM »
"Mr. January on the 2008 'GCA Geek' calendar"
« Last Edit: October 17, 2007, 02:17:55 AM by Richard Farnsworth Goodale »
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2007, 01:29:36 AM »
"Hey Jim, Do you think JN pulled a Happy Gilmore and actually showed up at the 18th green last night?"

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Matt_Cohn

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2007, 01:32:28 AM »
"I don't understand what a golf club should be, either."
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Joe Bausch

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2007, 01:37:46 AM »
"So I jumped ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas..."
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@jwbausch (for new photo albums)
The site for the Cobb's Creek project:  https://cobbscreek.org/
Nearly all Delaware Valley golf courses in photo albums: Bausch Collection

Kyle Henderson

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2007, 01:39:23 AM »
So that's why they call him "tripod." I had something much worse in mind...   :o
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"I always knew terrorists hated us for our freedom. Now they love us for our bondage." -- Stephen T. Colbert discusses the popularity of '50 Shades of Grey' at Gitmo

John Kirk

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2007, 01:52:27 AM »
"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain..."
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Brent Hutto

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2007, 09:46:01 AM »
"I've been playing the ProV1x but the launch monitor says a Spalding Dot gives me a little better spin and launch angle".
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Mike_Cirba

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2007, 09:53:09 AM »



"Can somebody please tell me what a golf shot should be?"




« Last Edit: October 17, 2007, 10:07:29 AM by MikeCirba »
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Scott_Burroughs

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2007, 10:16:58 AM »
The ultimate contrast in dress:  Going 'Muni' with the jeans and hiking boots, and 'Trump' with the windshirt of a course with a $500,000 initiation fee.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2007, 10:17:14 AM by Scott_Burroughs »
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Steve Lapper

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2007, 10:20:50 AM »
Quote from: Scott_Burroughs on October 17, 2007, 10:16:58 AM
The ultimate contrast in dress:  Going 'Muni' with the jeans and hiking boots, and 'Trump' with the windshirt of a course with a $500,000 initiation fee.

Scott:

  You are only off by 50%...the fee is now $750,000!
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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."--John Kenneth Galbraith

Brad Swanson

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2007, 10:22:32 AM »
Quote from: Jay Flemma on October 17, 2007, 12:35:44 AM
"I will run Ladanian Tomlinson more to open up the passing game for Philip Rivers...but be patient, we can't play the Raiders every week."

Wow, I never saw that resemblance, Jay, but you are spot on there.  You may want to edit your post to reflect the addition of Chris Chambers, though. :)

Cheers,
Brad
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tlavin

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2007, 10:25:18 AM »
I'll do it...my way.
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Jay Flemma

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2007, 10:37:55 AM »
Quote from: Brad Swanson on October 17, 2007, 10:22:32 AM
Quote from: Jay Flemma on October 17, 2007, 12:35:44 AM
"I will run Ladanian Tomlinson more to open up the passing game for Philip Rivers...but be patient, we can't play the Raiders every week."

Wow, I never saw that resemblance, Jay, but you are spot on there.  You may want to edit your post to reflect the addition of Chris Chambers, though. :)

Cheers,
Brad

Here's one of the funniest jokes about Norv Turner, you have to sit through a ten second ad first, but it's a hoot.

http://www.bangcartoon.com/2007/norvaway.htm

Hey Kalen, I love your new pic.  Who is that?  Please say Page McConnell
« Last Edit: October 17, 2007, 10:39:39 AM by Jay Flemma »
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Jim Franklin

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2007, 11:37:26 AM »
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Mr Hurricane

Jay Flemma

Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2007, 11:46:51 AM »
Jim, that's great ;D

How does the rest of the rhyme go?
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Lloyd_Cole

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2007, 12:17:13 PM »
Quote from: John Kirk on October 16, 2007, 11:30:18 PM




Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!


With apologies to all concerned
But I did think that with his dress sense TD is clearly a complicated man.
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Caption Contest
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 12:22:27 PM »
Jay,

You nailed it on the Norv Turner thing, makes your first post make better sense now.   ;)

As for the avatar, its not Page.

Here are some hints:  Think of a more recent group, say based out of England.  He's married to Gwyneth Paltrow.   ;D
« Last Edit: October 17, 2007, 12:22:49 PM by Kalen Braley »
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