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Marty Bonnar

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We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« on: August 23, 2007, 06:05:55 PM »
There's so many white outlines been painted on the ground, Balbirnie Park currently looks more like a crime scene than a golf course.
Every, EVERY, tee has quaint comments spray-painted on it. Things like 'Raise 600mm. Re-turf' or 'Raise 900mm. Re-shape' in chunky bold capital letters have appeared all over the place. Talk about letting everyone know what will be happening over the winter!

At first, I was afraid, I was petrified..NO! At first, I thought kee-ryist, not more pointless earth-moving, but fairly quickly I came to the conclusion that most, if not all, of these 'Elevatory Enhancements' could only be a GOOD thing for the course. Way too much blindness will be fixed, to an extent safety will be improved, heckers, play might even speed up!

Could this BIG pointless gesture actually be BPGC's epiphanic moment!?!?! Only time (and a big fat hairless tub-thumper) will tell!

What seemingly simple change/s would astonishingly improve your regular golf squeeze?

FBD.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Tom_Doak

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 06:22:29 PM »
Martin:

Is Rees Jones working on that project?  He loves to raise tees.  I just hope you don't have three or four of them in line on every hole, because you'll get sick of looking at the raised pads from the back tees where you play.
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Marty Bonnar

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2007, 06:32:13 PM »
Tom,
 ;D
I clearly wasn't nearly ironic enough, was I!
The 'tinkering' that is going on at my Home Course is SERIOUSLY, ahem, 'annoying' one!

This is genuine Nero fiddling while Rome burns stuff. I GAVE them some design ideas FREE, still they ignored me, I offered to do the work FREE, STILL they ignored me. They are WASTING a perfectly good golf course and I feel/am powerless to stop them.

Ach, it's only a golf course after all. Why worry....... :'(

FBD.
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The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Tim Copeland

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2007, 07:11:39 PM »
Whatever you do...for Gods sake...dont let an archie near that tee to do a masterplan

This place will implode






oh yeah.............. ;)
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Brian_Ewen

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2007, 07:48:03 PM »
Martin
Have you found a solution for constant 'heid shacking' yet ?

I mean , I also really need one !
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John Kavanaugh

Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2007, 07:57:11 PM »
Supers are like Congress..the best years are the ones in which they do nothing.
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Tim Copeland

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 08:00:44 PM »
Quote from: John Kavanaugh on August 23, 2007, 07:57:11 PM
Supers are like Congress..the best years are the ones in which they do nothing.


Uptight Members are like hostages....the best ones are gagged and ductaped in the basement
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JESII

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 08:40:23 PM »
First cage match for that other best writer thread...Kavanaugh vs. Copeland...let's get it on...


Topic: The inspiration behind changes to a golf course...

20 words or less boys but...like THE QUICK AND THE DEAD[/i]...this contest isn't over until one of you is dead...
 
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Mike Nuzzo

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 12:24:47 AM »
You should have offered up your services for 200k pounds...
20% off your normal fee - they may have listened.
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Jon Wiggett

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 05:48:14 AM »
Quote from: Tim Copeland on August 23, 2007, 08:00:44 PM
Quote from: John Kavanaugh on August 23, 2007, 07:57:11 PM
Supers are like Congress..the best years are the ones in which they do nothing.


Uptight Members are like hostages....the best ones are gagged and ductaped in the basement


Tim,

good idea, I must try that on my membership but first JK... ;)
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Eric Morrison

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 06:13:59 AM »
If supers did nothing for a year, you wouldn't be playing the golf course... ???
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Michael Moore

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Re:We're raising ALL our Tee-Boxes
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 08:49:17 AM »
Martin -

What kind of work did you propose?

When you said you would do it, did you mean that you personally would be out there with a chain saw and a stump grinder?

Just curious.
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