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James Bennett

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GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon and Reverse Old Outing
« on: April 29, 2007, 09:01:53 AM »
A month on, I am slowly getting around to my list of 'must-do' tasks.  The guys at Rustic Canyon thought this would be a great caption contest.  No prizes, but I will arrange for some other Rustic Canyon participants to conduct the judging (calling Joe Perches and others).

Be gentle guys! (Including Dr Childs)

James B


« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 10:26:44 PM by James Bennett »
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Bob; its impossible to explain some of the clutter that gets recalled from the attic between my ears. .  (SL Solow)

JMorgan

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 09:10:41 AM »
"Is this the button that turns on the waterfall?"
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John Kirk

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2007, 10:14:27 AM »
Option #1:

"See, this GPS device is really great.  You line your cart up next to your ball, and it tells you how far you are to the center of the green."

Option #2, a more likely caption:

"These things have completely ruined the game of golf!"
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Steve Lang

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2007, 10:20:01 AM »


And this button aims the white sonar rangefinders, errr headlights..
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Jeff Doerr

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2007, 10:35:24 AM »
Quote from: James Bennett on April 29, 2007, 09:01:53 AM





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Garland Bayley

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2007, 10:50:12 AM »
What channel did you say Days of our Lives was on?
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Jim_Kennedy

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007, 10:50:33 AM »
"There's nothing like an Etch-A-Sketch for field work"
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GDStudio

Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2007, 10:59:21 AM »
in fine print...

Warning, not intended for use on golf course. ;)
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 10:59:41 AM by Branden_Wilburn »
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John Chilver-Stainer

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2007, 11:55:47 AM »
"I command you in the name of the human race never to return to this planet."
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Eric Franzen

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2007, 01:47:41 PM »
"I told you. Trump National LA looks really cool in Google Earth"
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 01:54:57 PM by Eric Franzen »
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Joe Hancock

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2007, 01:53:21 PM »
"I want two Double-Doubles, medium fries and a large strawberry shake..."

 ;D


EDIT: I know and love Tommy, and know of his diet history and all the weight he has lost...I also know of his love for In 'n Out food....this is all in good fun!
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 02:00:16 PM by Joe Hancock »
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Jay Flemma

Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2007, 04:10:56 PM »
"Now this I'm particularly keen about..behind the headlights, stinger missiles."
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Geoffrey Childs

Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2007, 04:33:19 PM »
Hey James I'm cool with it.

That picture is worth $ milllion to me. I'm debating if it is worthy of replacing Fisher Island #5 at home and Sand Hills #1 at work as my background screen image.

"Is Tommy in love with the voice or is he going to keep the relationship a working one?"
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 04:34:55 PM by GJChilds »
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Tony_Muldoon

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2007, 06:46:27 PM »




"Yeah Tom, that's great news for your nephew and Aberdeen, but I tell you this mobile Skipe thing is the best, Dan King put  me onto  it."
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Jon Spaulding

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2007, 06:55:35 PM »
Nigel: Don't touch it.
Marty: Well uh I wasn't, I wasn't gonna touch it. I was just pointing at it...I....
Nigel: Well don't point, even.
Marty: Don't even point?
Nigel: No. It can't be played...never...
Marty: Can I look at it?
Nigel: No....no.
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You'd make a fine little helper. What's your name?

James Bennett

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2007, 07:28:18 PM »
Look, you can get golfclubatlas.com on this damned thing.

Oh my god, you won't believe what Hammy has just posted!




PS Geoff Childs, I am happy to take a 1% commission on the implicit value of the photo.  Even a 0.1% commission!  Donate it to medical research.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 07:37:45 PM by James Bennett »
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Bob; its impossible to explain some of the clutter that gets recalled from the attic between my ears. .  (SL Solow)

Jesse Jones

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2007, 08:17:15 PM »

New from the makers of SkyCaddy!!
Pimpwatcher 3000!!
Keep track of yo investments, know what I'm sayin', even from the golf course.

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cary lichtenstein

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2007, 08:49:32 PM »
"Scotty, beam me up"
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Geoffrey Childs

Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2007, 08:53:13 PM »
Quote from: James Bennett on April 29, 2007, 07:28:18 PM
PS Geoff Childs, I am happy to take a 1% commission on the implicit value of the photo.  Even a 0.1% commission!  Donate it to medical research.

James --Good deal - my laboratory could use the donation  :)
« Last Edit: April 29, 2007, 08:53:41 PM by GJChilds »
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Adam Clayman

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2007, 10:09:05 PM »
"Two Tri-tips animal style"
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RJ_Daley

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2007, 10:22:00 PM »
Hey, look guys, I can tune in the Dodgers game on this thing.
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Patrick Kiser

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2007, 10:33:36 AM »
How do you switch this damn thing back from meters to yards???
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Scott_Burroughs

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2007, 10:36:55 AM »
Quote from: Joe Hancock on April 29, 2007, 01:53:21 PM
"I want two Double-Doubles, medium fries and a large strawberry shake..."

 ;D


EDIT: I know and love Tommy, and know of his diet history and all the weight he has lost...I also know of his love for In 'n Out food....this is all in good fun!

I'm pretty sure Tommy takes his In-N-Out burgers 'Protein Style'.   ;)
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Jay Flemma

Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2007, 11:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Jon Spaulding on April 29, 2007, 06:55:35 PM
Nigel: Don't touch it.
Marty: Well uh I wasn't, I wasn't gonna touch it. I was just pointing at it...I....
Nigel: Well don't point, even.
Marty: Don't even point?
Nigel: No. It can't be played...never...
Marty: Can I look at it?
Nigel: No....no.

Right!  You've seen enough of that one!

Derek:  Why don't we just fix the choreography.  Keep the dwarf clear?

(pause)

David:  What do you mean?

Derek:  So they don't trod upon it.
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John_Cullum

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Re:GCA Caption Contest - Rustic Canyon Outing
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2007, 11:49:42 AM »


This button lets me delete Barney's post from anywhere in the world.
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