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grandwazo

Crete
« on: March 08, 2007, 01:30:33 PM »
I think I know the answer to this, but at the possible expense of being mocked for even thinking of playing golf on vacation in the Greek Isles, I see that there is a golf course on the island of Crete...anybody played it and is it worth a morning off from lazliy gazing at the Aegean Sea from my private pool? Let the mocking begin!

http://www.crete-golf.com/crete-golf.html

Thanks
Jeff

David Stamm

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Re:Crete
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2007, 02:00:45 PM »
Jeff, if anyone knows, I think they'd be ashamed to answer for the reasons that you are concerned. ;)
"The object of golf architecture is to give an intelligent purpose to the striking of a golf ball."- Max Behr

Voytek Wilczak

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Re:Crete
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2007, 03:33:04 PM »
Heck, they have a nice-looking bar and wireless Internet.

If the golf su*ks, you can always log on with your laptop, drink in hand, and tell us all about it!

How bad can it be?

 ;)

Mark_Rowlinson

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Re:Crete
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2007, 05:31:00 PM »
I would never discourage anybody from doing anything.  I look for positive things in everything I do in life and there is usually something positive to be found from playing golf wherever that may be.  I have played in Greece and I have played in Cyprus.  

While Glyfada in Athens, one of only two courses on the Greek mainland, was excessively urban and rather a dull course in poor condition it was still fun and the two or three good holes stuck out in the memory the more for it.  It was right next to the old main airport and must once have been horrendously noisy.  When I was there that old airport was being used for training for the security police who might have to deal with terrorism at the Athens Olympics.  My round was punctuated with grenade explosions, machine gun fire, helicopters making low-level attacks and people driving police cars along the runways at horrendous speeds.  There was nothing dull about such a round of golf.

Tsada in Cyprus was a real plus.  It's located in olive-clad hill country well inland from the topless beaches and instant-food emporia of Paphos.  Old women (at least, I assume they were old) with donkeys looked after flocks of scrawny sheep or smelly goats while I played pretty well alone on the course, up and down hill with great, unspoiled views, the scent of wild thyme, wild rosemary and goats in the air, a monastery to circumnavigate and all hell if you missed the fairway - tees, fairways and grens were watered, the rest of the course was bone dry, rocky and - well, you'd never find the ball, so why bother looking?  I don't know Crete, never having been, but its golf course has got to be quite unlike anything else you have ever played - do it, take lots of pictures and share them with us here, even if it's rubbish.  It's better than lounging on a beach all day trying not to look at the topless bathing beauties (or, rather, trying not to be seen looking) or being eaten by a minotaur.  

grandwazo

Re:Crete
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2007, 05:59:26 PM »
Mark
 :)
Which pictures do you the think the treehouse will prefer more...of the golf course or the topless sunbathers? I appreciate the "glass half full" perspective and will follow your advice, how bad could it be knowing that the sunset that evening will immediately dissolve any and all bad memories, at least temporarily.
Thanks
Jeff

Doug Ralston

Re:Crete
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2007, 06:05:53 PM »
Beautiful topless beach? Aegean Sea? Drinks?

I expect you will only find locals on the course because ONLY A CRETIN WOULD BE PLAYING GOLF THERE!  :D

Doug

Marty Bonnar

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Re:Crete
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 06:18:26 PM »
Mr Jsiskind,
if Cretan golf is anything like Cyprian golf, you're probably better off forgetting it.

I posted about Secret Valley on Cyprus (Tsada's sister course, Mark) a few months ago and, despite it having a new SCOTTISH (ex-Kingsbarns) greenkeeper, it still has a long way to go.

Buy yourself a pith helmet and go visit the Palace of Minos at Knossos. It is fascinating, intriguing and magical.

Pretend you are the Minotaur and enjoy the architecture, art and mythology. Then go enjoy some local beer, wine and food. Man cannot live by golf alone.

FBD.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

grandwazo

Re:Crete
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 06:27:15 PM »
FBD

Any man who quotes from the first Steely Dan album on his posts has an opinion I must respect.  

I enjoy the lively discussion and the "cretin" reference might apply both at home and abroad.

I'm thinking that after a couple of weeks visiting Athens, Santorini, Mykonos and Crete my girlfriend will be glad to see me gone early one morning off to chase a little white ball instead of her for a couple of hours....

Regards

Jeff


Marty Bonnar

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Re:Crete
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2007, 06:38:46 PM »
Jeff,
I love those Dan boys. Simply my fave band ever. Even got to see them in Glasgow - during the Art Crimes tour as I recall. No - I just remembered - No static at all....

Was it Mel Brooks who did the 'Spartans at Crete or the Cretins at Sparta' joke???

You look to be having a damn good itin there but boy will you be all cultured out! Greece - and especially the Islands - is very cool. Don't miss the local grub. Make sure you try Souvlaki, Moussaka, Dolmades, Kleftiko and especially Retsina and Ouzo!!!

Hic!
FBD.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Joe Hancock

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Re:Crete
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2007, 06:49:47 PM »
Make sure you try Souvlaki, Moussaka, Dolmades, Kleftiko and especially Retsina and Ouzo!!!

Hic!
FBD.

Don't even tell me that they're all dark haired beauties!!!!!!

Joe
" What the hell is the point of architecture and excellence in design if a "clever" set up trumps it all?" Peter Pallotta, June 21, 2016

"People aren't picking a side of the fairway off a tee because of a randomly internally contoured green ."  jeffwarne, February 24, 2017

grandwazo

Re:Crete
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2007, 06:58:28 PM »
http://www.steelydan.com/

If I wasn't going to be in Vegas, I'd be at the Beacon to see the "Dan" the weekend they are in New York....here's a list of dates here in the States....might be time to come visit.

Cheers!




Marty Bonnar

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Re:Crete
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2007, 06:58:45 PM »
J,
Nana Mouskouri was the subject of many a(my) teenage fantasy in the 70s:

Here she is fronting (?!) Slade....



I once saw Dave Hill (dubious hair-cutted bass-player second from right) in the back seat of a Rolls Phantom on the M6 too, but that's another story....

ah, the memories,
FBD.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Marty Bonnar

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Re:Crete
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 07:08:55 PM »
http://www.steelydan.com/

If I wasn't going to be in Vegas, I'd be at the Beacon to see the "Dan" the weekend they are in New York....here's a list of dates here in the States....might be time to come visit.

Cheers!





Jeff,
Going to Lost Wages,
instead of a slice of authentic Dandom?
Shame on you...yet somehow apt!

FBD.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.