After something like 15 years I finally made it to check out a Trail course in Alabama. The entire undertaking is very impressive. A brochure touts “432 holes of world-class golf on 10 sites”.
With a Noon flight and a hotel that didn’t provide my requested wake-up call, all I had time for was a view of Magnolia Grove in Mobile. The more heralded Falls course is closed for aeration, which afforded the perfect opportunity to go around in a golf car for a quick visit.
The course is impressive, especially considering its age. I can think of many “BIG” golf courses where trees were cleared for some 7,000+ yard behemoth that ties together individual holes with a long cart path. All the ones that come to mind were built in the last 10 or 12 years. This preceded them. It was pretty innovative at the time.
It also struck me as difficult, particularly from the back tee where it measures 7,239 yards and is rated a whopping three strokes more than par. For some reason I expected it to be more open with less disruption between tee and green. Not the case, as the Falls has lots of elevation change, carries over marsh and wetlands, and an awful lot of bunkering that is either centerline or encroaching.
From the tee recommended for anyone handicap 5 or less, here is the day at the Falls.
3s: 197, 187, 206, 215
4s: 448, 413, 391, 443, 420, 393 430 446 437 395
5s: 582, 520, 570, 546
In order to get up to more than 7,200 yards (Mobile is obviously close to sea-level and not in a desert), the course is stripped of any short par 3s, most of the reachable par 5s, and the strategy of risk-reward propositions on par 4s. Obviously today’s college players and all professionals can handle the length, so I can see why the tees were built. For some reason the Crossings course is only 88 yards shorter, so it definitely doesn’t qualify as a sporty alternative.
Which brings me to the point of the thread. Imagine my surprise when I saw the length for most of the other courses on the Trail. Check out these actual numbers.
THE SHOALS
Fighting Joe (8,092 yards)
Par 3s: 236, 236, 223, 200
Par 4s: 466, 478, 426, 497, 477, 489, 413, 476, 466, 483
Par 5s: 611, 607, 716, 592
Rated 78.7
Schoolmaster (7,971)
3s: 238, 265, 226, 197
4s: 453, 477, 472, 459, 509, 455, 417, 447, 443, 393
5s: 632, 681, 589, 618
Rated 78.0
I could go on and on.
ROSS BRIDGE (8,191)
3s: 226, 207, 208, 239
4s: 467, 470, 469, 502, 518, 477, 454, 458, 501, 487
5s: 620, 619, 698, 571
Rated 78.5
The others aren’t much shorter. Actually, when you consider these courses were funded by the State Teachers Pension Fund, they might serve a dual purpose. It’s almost as if they had elementary school teachers pose the word problem, “Can a golf course measure almost 8,200 yards and still conform to the norm of 5 par 4s on each side and a par of 72?” The winners are among the best answers from 4th graders in their public schools. “Hey look! You did it with only three par 4s over FIVE HUNDRED! Great job Dixie Belle!” And who said Alabama isn’t an education state? (Hey, I didn’t say it isn’t subjective. You might be more impressed with young Jefferson Waylon’s solution where he kept the par 4s under 500 and only needed the 716 yarder to do so.)
Of course they offer multiple sets of tees. The “one ups” are a stout 7,126, 7,294 (seriously), 7,446 (not a misprint), 6,968 (a breather at under seven thousand), and 7,072 on some of these courses. I think I’ve just solved the problem of the Alabama homeless; how about you allow “tent cities” on the back box at the Trail courses? People can’t actually play these things as any more than a novelty – do they?
This past weekend I had the pleasure of playing Vaquero where several PGA Tour pros – including last week’s winner – call home. How likely is one of these super-sized trail courses to test “every shot in the bag” when they offer either a steady diet of Driver-layup-wedge or maybe Driver-long iron for a bomber? Contrast that to Vaquero, a deceptively long 7,064 because of the use of several short holes. From the back tees there are par 3s of 182 downhill at least a club, 157, and 134. The only way I’ve got 134 into a par 3 on the Trail is if I pop up my teeshot.
I genuinely liked what I saw today at Magnolia Grove. Yet I’m puzzled. Is this a modern-day public works project a la the FDR New Deal where they are trying to provide employment for an extra hundred maintenance crew?
The only plausible explanation I can see is that someone extrapolated the distance gains that coincided with Titleist’s decision to stop making crappy balls and concluded golfers will soon be hitting drives 400 yards. If that happens, 8,200 (something like an extra mile of golf compared to a dated informal standard of 6,700) will make sense. Can anyone else offer a different rationale? Some places, Bandon Dunes for one, were laid out to have “flex” tees where the starting point can be adjusted to preserve the intent of the hole and thus have five or six tee grounds per hole. (Kind of breaks down when golf associations rate a standard layout.) Maybe that’s the hidden genius of the Trail.