Why is the driver the only club that needs to be taken out of the hands?
I'll await your responses...and please spare me "The Joys of Laying-Up." "A masterful strategy, boy, I just love the way you hit the 4 iron 205 yards to the widest part of the fairway. I wish I had your intelligence to leave yourself another 4 iron!!!"
For some here, it is a master stroke of strategy to lay-up to leave a full shot. #8 at PVGC is an excellent example. You do need to spin the ball from the correct side of the fairway to either green, but I would need an air-sickness bag if I had to forgo driver seven times around.
Riddle me this Batmen (SIC)...
If architects feel the need to take driver out of my cold dead hands, then shouldn't there be a corresponding # holes where one is forced to carry the ball 250 from the back tees (200 from middles/150 from whites) and punish those who cannot execute this shot as much as the person who goes for the 310 par 4 and is left with no chance at par 4 if they miss?
It is amazing the amount of work that goes into punishing length without an equal amount of penalty for the lesser hitter.
I am not arguing about fairness - I am arguing about bias.
Nothing is less satisfying than hitting Driver 320, laying up with 6 iron to get a 92 yard wedge that you stick to 10' and then have no chance at birdie because the green is so tricked up. Meanwhile, Capt. Yonex hits Driver 230, 3 wood 200, misses short on purpose and chips to a foot. "Gotta admire the strategy and the fact that he stayed within his game". Yeah, and I could have tried to thread a 2 iron 240 between 2 short side bunkers and taken 3 to get down for my par as well, and it would have been a lot more satisfying, even if I make DB because I was challenging the course and myself.
I understand that their are routing issues on gated golf course communities (Doglegs have more golf home frontage). Sometimes creeks or intervening hazards force driver out of my hand. But for most players, wouldn't be more fun to try to execute a driver than to hit utility or 4 iron off of the tee?
Myopia's #6 comes to mind. 320 from the tips with a stream at 260. Carry the stream, good chance at an up and down birdie. Miss long & left - AMF (Adios ....). "No thanks, I'll put a crease in my speedo and smooth a 4 Iron out there...Didn't the arc of the ball falling from the sky at 205 yards please you?"
While I love the fact that the U.S.G.A. is graduating its rough from the first cut to ropes at Winged Foot this year, I bemoan what they did to #6 - a great short par 4 that could hae challenged the best players in the world to hit driver close or onto the green downwind with appropriate penalties for a miss. Instead, they'll all lay up to a perfect distance to avoid the 9 inch ball swallowing rough, and go for birdie in that manner - pretty exciting, huh? Can't wait to hear the analysts praise the lay up players for showing scuh great patience!
Come to think of it, let's take driver out of everyone's hands!!! Let's turn the game into who can dink it, chip it and roll it the best. Why should we attach any benefit to the golfer who can execute what could arguably be the game's most difficult shot. Down with distance/up with putting!!! (Sarcasm has now been completed, please resume normal repartee).
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