It's threads like this that make me want to poke myself in the eye with a rusty, red hot needle.
Wigs, The place is perfect for you. I knew it would be. I'm not surprised. But what are you suggesting, that most of us that like GREAT golf archtiecture don't like to have fun?
I play on a somewhat semi-regular basis, a course near here called Los Amigos. It's flat as a board with some interesting potato chip-like greens and Kikuyu fairways that once in a while look like they water. Some of the bunkering has so evolved that they look like Donald Ross designed the bunkering--although that's a dreamy stretch by me. It's only around 5,900 yards long and it plays around a juvenile detention center. (no fooling) I find that I can make a birdie or double bogie or worse on most every hole. In fact, I have seen many VERY good golfers do the same. The place is a kick to play.
So, is it the pinnacle of golf course architecture? Well, let me remind you that very same
critical eye of yours shot holes in my home course for archtiectural ineptitude because of length and lack of strategy and for the most part-I don't think was fun enough for you.
So what is the point?
Tustin Ranch is geared at one type of crowd: The Cohiba-chomping (with label in plain sight, otherwise the cigar is no good), beer cart girl-flirting, mindless OC-Randy "Duke" Cunnigham-is-innocent mofo who has a Callaway staff bag loaded with built in Santa Ana, bought at Roger Dunn clubs. (Roger Dunn's very own Cougar brand). These are the same guys who can take a seven on a hole and ask you to mark it down as a five.
Me, I would much rather be at somewhat nearby Willowick Golf Course, looking at some of the neat golf architecture that existed there at one time
OR throwing down some diet coke at some Garden Grove hump-hump bar practicing on how to speak my best Vietnamese.
Wigs, I knew you would love that place. Why am I not surprised? Meanwhile you probably missed a great bottle of vino at The Cat & The Custard Cup.