You aren't missing anything; they are! There are a LOT of very, very good golfers who don't care one bit about GCA, and would find the stuff that we talk about here unbelievably boring and/or trivial. They want long, flat, glitzy looking courses that are "fair". They aren't interested in old, or quirky, or "natural", strategic/heroic/penal, or any of that cool stuff we obsess about.
It's their loss; don't sweat it.