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TEPaul

Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« on: March 17, 2006, 10:31:33 AM »
May the road rise up to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
May the rain fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again may God hold
you in the hollow of his hand.

mike_malone

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 10:33:15 AM »
 I intend to listen to my "Pogues" cd in the car. A little edgier celebration.
AKA Mayday

tlavin

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 10:46:41 AM »
Black 47 for me, in particular the mick version of the Bob Marley song Three Birds.

james soper

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 10:48:47 AM »
irish toast:   "may you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you're there"          slainte/cheers jjs
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David Neveux

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 11:02:30 AM »
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.  And when I whet my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgement,
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hate me.
O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand
And count me amoung Thy saints Whosoever shed last blood,
By man shall his blood be shed,
For immunity of god make he the man.
Destroy all that which is evil
So that which is good may flourish.
And I shall count thee among my favoured sheep
And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven. Never shall innocent blood be shed,
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.

    -Boondock Saints

ForkaB

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 11:10:59 AM »
Speaking of the Pogues, here is a bit of very (at least to me) interesting trivia.  The father of Kirsty McColl (Shane McGowan's late singing partner) wrote the incomparable "The First Time Ever I saw your Face", immortalized by Roberta Flack.

Genius often swims in very shallow pools.

Jordan Wall

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 11:11:12 AM »
Green golf balls!!

Happy St. Patty's Day guys!!



TEPaul

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 11:16:14 AM »
DavidN:

What the f.... is that, some kind of IRA theme song?  ;)

Personally, I don't need to have a road rise up to meet me,
I don't even need to have the sun shine warm on my face,
or the rain to fall softly on my fields, (not while I promote F&F)
and seeing what's going on in the name of religion these days,
I don't think I want God holding me in the hollow of his hand either.
BUT, I definitely will take the wind at my back any day, because,
I need the distance! I've always needed the distance.  ;)
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TEPaul

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2006, 11:24:58 AM »
"The father of Kirsty McColl (Shane McGowan's late singing partner) wrote the incomparable "The First Time Ever I saw your Face", immortalized by Roberta Flack."

Richard the Suspect, that's just typical of you. That's total crap. Roberta Flack immortalized AND wrote the incomparable "The first time ever I saw you face" herself and she wrote it in the 'Hood. The father of Kirsty McColl (Shane McGowan's late singing partner) no more wrote "The first time ever I saw your face" than Aretha Franklin wrote "The Irish Blessing".

;)

Jim Sweeney

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2006, 11:27:33 AM »
A new (to me) Irish joke for the feast of St. Patrick:

An Irishman drives round and round a parking lot trying to find an open space. In his frustration, he asks the Lord to help him find a space. "Lord, look down on your humble servant and help me. If you can do that, I'll give up drinkin', and gluttony, and womanizin'!"

Just then, a car backs out of a perfect spot right in front of him.

"Never mind, Lord," he says, "I found one!"
"Hope and fear, hope and Fear, that's what people see when they play golf. Not me. I only see happiness."

" Two things I beleive in: good shoes and a good car. Alligator shoes and a Cadillac."

Moe Norman

Scott_Burroughs

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2006, 11:44:49 AM »
Speaking of the Pogues, here is a bit of very (at least to me) interesting trivia.  The father of Kirsty McColl (Shane McGowan's late singing partner) wrote the incomparable "The First Time Ever I saw your Face", immortalized by Roberta Flack.

Genius often swims in very shallow pools.

Just happen to have my "Best of Roberta Flack" CD with me, and it says "by Ewan MacColl".  Nice bit O'Trivia, laddie.

One of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.


A couple of Irish jokes sent to me by my Dad today:

1.  Irish Olympics
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.
Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal. While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea.

Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted.

The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted.

The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing!"

2.  Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary.
She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad about him passing away. She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two dollars.
But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died." The newsman said he thought old Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words. Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete died. Boat for sale."

Anthony Butler

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2006, 11:45:57 AM »
"The father of Kirsty McColl (Shane McGowan's late singing partner) wrote the incomparable "The First Time Ever I saw your Face", immortalized by Roberta Flack."

Richard the Suspect, that's just typical of you. That's total crap. Roberta Flack immortalized AND wrote the incomparable "The first time ever I saw you face" herself and she wrote it in the 'Hood. The father of Kirsty McColl (Shane McGowan's late singing partner) no more wrote "The first time ever I saw your face" than Aretha Franklin wrote "The Irish Blessing".


this link says different:
http://users2.ev1.net/~smyth/linernotes/personel/MacCollEwan.htm

Can't find anything though that indicates Aretha Franklin is Irish...

One of the great experiences of my life concerned another of McColl's songs, "Dirty Old Town". Anyone who has been in a pub in Dublin will know that this song typically closes down the establishment. During the 1999 World Cricket Cup, an early round match between Bangladesh and the West Indies was played in Dublin. At midnite, in a pub around the corner from DonnyBrook Stadium, I had my right arm around the neck of a gentleman from Barbados and my left one around the neck of a litle guy from Bangladesh as we sung  a couple verses of "Dirty Old Town".

A stereo effect I won't soon forget!
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TEPaul

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2006, 11:50:16 AM »
"Just happen to have my "Best of Roberta Flack" CD with me, and it says "by Ewan MacColl".  Nice bit O'Trivia, laddie."

Scott:

Didn't you know record and CD labels are as notoriously inaccurate as some of the old ads of the old Golden Age architects for the courses they were responsible for?

The closest that song gets to GB&I is that it was written by Roberta (Mac)Flack in the 'Hood.
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Tiger_Bernhardt

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2006, 11:52:51 AM »
I toast of a pint to one and all this glorious day.

TEPaul

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2006, 11:54:20 AM »
"Can't find anything though that indicates Aretha Franklin is Irish..."

Anthony:

Are you kidding? The closest Aretha got to being Irish was that family of Micks who lived about ten blocks over from her and on the edge of the 'Hood.

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Anthony Butler

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2006, 12:01:05 PM »
"Can't find anything though that indicates Aretha Franklin is Irish..."

Anthony:

Are you kidding? The closest Aretha got to being Irish was that family of Micks who lived about ten blocks over from her and on the edge of the 'Hood.

mmmm... that was a joke... what's with the 'hood thing? Aretha Frankin's dad was the most renown Black minister in Detroit. That's how she got her start in gospel. I'll bet that the only Irish person who can afford to live in her 'hood now is Eminem.
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archie_struthers

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2006, 12:14:40 PM »
 :D 8) ;D

And the top of the morning to Mr. Paul! May St.Patrick find the right shaft frequency for him in 2006.

As to Aretha, both she and I are black Irish, my grandmom being named Mulligan!

David Neveux

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2006, 12:16:50 PM »
TEPaul-- its from the movie "Boondock Saints"  I would highly recommend it by the way.  It has nothing to do with the IRA although I suppose I could see where you get the idea.  The movie is about to Irish brothers who turn vigilante, eliminating crime and evil by themselves.  This is the family prayer in which they recite after their attacks.  

P.S.  Wind at your back.......well said!!!

ForkaB

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2006, 12:17:54 PM »
"Can't find anything though that indicates Aretha Franklin is Irish..."

Anthony:

Are you kidding? The closest Aretha got to being Irish was that family of Micks who lived about ten blocks over from her and on the edge of the 'Hood.

mmmm... that was a joke... what's with the 'hood thing? Aretha Frankin's dad was the most renown Black minister in Detroit. That's how she got her start in gospel. I'll bet that the only Irish person who can afford to live in her 'hood now is Eminem.

Anthony

To Tom and his fellow club members, Merion is "The Hood." ;)

Anthony Butler

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2006, 01:08:52 PM »
"Can't find anything though that indicates Aretha Franklin is Irish..."

Anthony:

Are you kidding? The closest Aretha got to being Irish was that family of Micks who lived about ten blocks over from her and on the edge of the 'Hood.

mmmm... that was a joke... what's with the 'hood thing? Aretha Frankin's dad was the most renown Black minister in Detroit. That's how she got her start in gospel. I'll bet that the only Irish person who can afford to live in her 'hood now is Eminem.

Anthony

To Tom and his fellow club members, Merion is "The Hood." ;)

Yo, props to Tom. I got chased out of his 'hood about 15 years ago. If you enter near the railway line, you can play some holes on one of the Merion courses without drawing too much attn. After about 4-5 holes, a couple of Tom's fellow ''gang members' looked at us funny... strangely enough we had been driving back to King of Prussia from a round at Aronimink when my host (a relative of Jay Siegel's) suggested we go do a Merion 'afternoon nine'...

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Scott_Burroughs

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2006, 01:41:26 PM »
As to Aretha, both she and I are black Irish...

It was the black Irish that invented the McRib sandwich.

Kirk Gill

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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2006, 01:53:16 PM »
And the worst "Irish" joke of all time:


What is Irish and sits on your back porch?



Patio Furniture.



My 8-year old loves that one.
"After all, we're not communists."
                             -Don Barzini

A.G._Crockett

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Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2006, 02:12:48 PM »
If you don't know the story of St. Patrick, here is a greatly condensed version.  May we all be so brave and good.

Patrick was taken from his home in England into slavery in Ireland, where he tended sheep without clothing or food for two years.  After his escape, it took him six years to make his way home, where he was welcomed back to a comfortable and safe life.  But he found himself beset by dreams in which God told him to minister to the Irish people, and though they had enslaved him and made him suffer greatly, Patrick left his middle-class life to return to Ireland.  There he converted an estimated 250,000 people to Christianity, and became their patron saint.
"Golf...is usually played with the outward appearance of great dignity.  It is, nevertheless, a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul."      Bobby Jones

TEPaul

Re:Happy St Paddy's Day GOLFCLUBATLASERS
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2006, 03:22:15 PM »
"mmmm... that was a joke... what's with the 'hood thing? Aretha Frankin's dad was the most renown Black minister in Detroit. That's how she got her start in gospel.

Anthony:

So what if The Queen of Soul's father was a renowned black minister in Detroit? Don't you think black ministers live in the "Hood" too? If they didn't they probably wouldn't be all that successful as really good and renowned black ministers. Obviously you never saw Flip Wilson's "The Church of What's Happin' Now". The "Hood" is the "Hood" my man---that doesn't mean it has to be a ghetto. Didn't you hear George Hamilton and Masta P rappin' during their sojourn together about the "Hood" on Dancing with the Stars because they both realized how much they had in common since they both came from the "Hood"? They were like a couple of birds of a feather together because of their experiences in the "Hood". So what if George Hamilton's "Hood" has always been Palm Beach and Beverly Hills, and Masta P's wasn't exactly that, to say the least?
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