Adam,
I can see you getting a kick out of me getting pissed off...and I'm glad that you agree that hairy bunkers are more expensive to maintain...I didn't think more expensive was more better in your book, even when we are really only talking about eye candy that makes a difference once in a thousand shots..
John, First off, it's not YOU. It is more about the little nooks and crannes of any indiviual's mind, that takes them to a place that BLAMEs thier fate on an outside agency. Which leads to being pissed off. If golf should test anything, it should test the person's emotional quotient besides everything else.
On the surface, of what I think you are talkkng about, I can wholeheartdly agree that finding that clump of grass sucks. However, that doesnt mean it's a bad thing does it? The randomness of the placement of these things (what you are talking about) adds to the unpredictability factor and the thrill of recovery. (not to mention the creativity required to do so)
Especially in match play, every shot makes somebody happy.