Now I can admit it. Last May my wife and I took over five hours to play Pebble Beach -- and not because we were being delayed by the group ahead of us.
I did exactly the same thing -- though without your wife (or mine, or anyone else's). Recorded an official 82, but must have taken a hundred other shots on and around the greens. And was never approached from behind.
Am I the only person here who's played Pebble Beach as a single, early -- very early -- on a beautiful, sunny morning, with only the birds for company?
What a treat.
I called from the Twin Cities, a week or two before my wife and I would be visiting Carmel-by-the-Sea. It was June of 1986 -- the week of the Open at Shinnecock. She was writing a travel piece about Carmel, and then we'd be driving down to see some friends in Manhattan Beach.
Got someone in the pro shop. Asked if there were any tee times available, as early in the morning as possible, for the day we'd be there.
"Yes, sir," the woman said. I was on for 6:30 a.m. She asked for my name. I gave it to her. Neat, clean, simple.
I showed up at about 6 that morning. Went into the pro shop.
"Your name?" the guy said.
"Kelly," I said.
"And has the rest of your foursome arrived?"
"The rest of my foursome? There's no rest-of-my-foursome. I'm a single."
He proceeded to tell me that only foursomes could reserve tee-times. I proceeded to recount the story of my phone call -- and how she'd never asked how many people were in my party, and had never told me that a foursome was necessary.
He said, more or less: Oh, what the hell. If you're willing to play alone, go on out there!
Willing? This is what I'm sure my face looked like:
He said I would be required to take either a caddie or a cart. I told him I preferred a caddie. He said it was too early; none of the caddies had yet arrived. So a cart it had to be -- the only blemish on an otherwise-perfect morning. I would liked to have strolled down the middle of those fairways ... before wandering off into the rough to find my ball.
So off I went, all by myself, and taking my sweet time all the way.
Very sweet time.