Awe shucks guys, this was too easy, and I'm surprised no one else picked up on it. I feel so guilty, I will do the honors myself.
Considering my responses to the SH VS FH thread and all my blather about ratings, one has to admit, I have foisted myself upon my own petard...whatever the heck a petard is?
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ouch!
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Dick --
I know you'd want to know -- and now you will, courtesy of
www.m-w.com:
"Main Entry: pe·tard
Pronunciation: p&-'tär(d)
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French, from *peter* to break wind, from *pet* expulsion of intestinal gas, from Latin *peditum*, from neuter of *peditus*, past participle of *pedere* to break wind; akin to Greek *bdein* to break wind
1 : a case containing an explosive to break down a door or gate or breach a wall
2 : a firework that explodes with a loud report"
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Foisting oneself upon one's own petard is one of the great malapropisms of our time, or perhaps any time! Take a bow!
Again from m-w.com:
"Main Entry: 1hoist
Pronunciation: 'hoist, *chiefly dial* 'hIst
Function: verb
Etymology: alteration of *hoise*
*transitive senses*
1 : LIFT, RAISE; *especially* : to raise into position by or as if by means of tackle
2 : DRINK 1 <*hoist* a few beers>
*intransitive senses* : to become hoisted : RISE
synonym see LIFT
- hoist·er *noun* Main Entry: hoise"
Under "hoise," we find:
"hoist with one's own petard : victimized or hurt by one's own scheme"
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I do believe that the Middle French *peter* was the etymological inspiration for the stage name of one Joseph Pujol -- a/k/a "Le Petomane" (the Fartiste). See
www.thatisweird.com/petomane.htm.
At another site -- one you probably don't want to visit, lest you be overwhelmed with spam, as I expect to be -- I found: "At his peak, this anal entertainer won sellout crowds at Paris' renowned Moulin Rouge, with his appearances outgrossing top performers like actress Sarah Bernhardt several times over."
No pun intended, I trust.
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You will recall that one of Mel Brooks's characters in "Blazing Saddles" was "Gov. William J. LePetomaine." Now you'll know why, if you didn't before.
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The only Irish course I've played is Lahinch. If there are five better there, I can't wait to get back to the homeland -- where I can hoist a few in their honor!