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Tim Martin

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #125 on: May 07, 2014, 10:28:07 PM »




The King and Kate get my first two slots.

BCowan

Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #126 on: May 28, 2014, 09:50:48 AM »
Jud,

At the risk of breaching the unwritten rule regarding invitations, please, please let me join your golf club.

And BCowan,

Welcome to a British golf club.

  Paul,

     thanks, I am lucky to play at a club that has emulated a British Golf Club model.  Seems to be working for we have a waiting listing and others aren't even close to full. 

Greg Tallman

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #127 on: May 28, 2014, 12:48:19 PM »
Nt
« Last Edit: May 29, 2014, 09:29:25 AM by Greg Tallman »

Thomas Dai

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #128 on: May 28, 2014, 01:25:34 PM »

My own club - who gets in?

Standards of behaviour and the strength of character of those in charge to enforce, yes, enforce, club rules and regulations have diminished within golf (and society).

So for me it's not not so much a question of who gets 'in' as who gets to stay 'in' and who gets thrown out!

atb

BCowan

Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #129 on: May 28, 2014, 04:33:04 PM »

My own club - who gets in?

Standards of behaviour and the strength of character of those in charge to enforce, yes, enforce, club rules and regulations have diminished within golf (and society).

So for me it's not not so much a question of who gets 'in' as who gets to stay 'in' and who gets thrown out!

atb

Thomas,

    Very well said..

BCowan

Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #130 on: February 02, 2015, 05:07:47 PM »
Gib,

   How is Redan Hills coming along?  Do you have a logo yet? 

Mike Sweeney

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #131 on: May 02, 2017, 04:44:42 PM »
Deserves a bump with the other thread by Peter going on.
"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us."

Dr. Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

jeffwarne

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #132 on: May 02, 2017, 05:50:34 PM »
Everybody.
Who STAYS in is the bigger question.
"Let's slow the damned greens down a bit, not take the character out of them." Tom Doak
"Take their focus off the grass and put it squarely on interesting golf." Don Mahaffey

BCowan

Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #133 on: May 02, 2017, 05:54:43 PM »
Everybody.
Who STAYS in is the bigger question.

I'll appoint you commish.

jeffwarne

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #134 on: May 02, 2017, 06:25:44 PM »
Everybody.
Who STAYS in is the bigger question.

I'll appoint you commish.


You're out (for making a suggestion)
but...being benevolent, I'll grant my first exception
"Let's slow the damned greens down a bit, not take the character out of them." Tom Doak
"Take their focus off the grass and put it squarely on interesting golf." Don Mahaffey

Pat Burke

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #135 on: May 02, 2017, 10:52:20 PM »
Turn in your application.
warm up for 20 minutes
Walk 18 with me
finish in 3.5 or better.....passed step one
Divots a square or line in warm up....passed step two
Repair your divots properly...continue
Repaired your ball marks properly...continue
Enter bunker correctly, and rake properly...continue


As I continue to purposely mark my ball incorrectly, you ask me..."Hey Lexi, you going to at least TRY to mark your ball correctly?"


YOUR IN!!!

BCowan

Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #136 on: May 02, 2017, 11:02:52 PM »
Turn in your application.
warm up for 20 minutes
Walk 18 with me
finish in 3.5 or better.....passed step one
Divots a square or line in warm up....passed step two
Repair your divots properly...continue
Repaired your ball marks properly...continue
Enter bunker correctly, and rake properly...continue


As I continue to purposely mark my ball incorrectly, you ask me..."Hey Lexi, you going to at least TRY to mark your ball correctly?"


YOUR IN!!!


Post of
2017

jeffwarne

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #137 on: May 03, 2017, 07:35:11 AM »
Turn in your application.
warm up for 20 minutes
Walk 18 with me
finish in 3.5 or better.....passed step one
Divots a square or line in warm up....passed step two
Repair your divots properly...continue
Repaired your ball marks properly...continue
Enter bunker correctly, and rake properly...continue


As I continue to purposely mark my ball incorrectly, you ask me..."Hey Lexi, you going to at least TRY to mark your ball correctly?"


YOUR IN!!!


Post of
2017


Well you guys evidently speak the same language ;)
« Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 07:45:15 AM by jeffwarne »
"Let's slow the damned greens down a bit, not take the character out of them." Tom Doak
"Take their focus off the grass and put it squarely on interesting golf." Don Mahaffey

Ira Fishman

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Re: You have started your own club - who gets in?
« Reply #138 on: May 03, 2017, 08:26:39 AM »
Anybody who whines about not having all the fees posted online doesn't get in...

Anybody who inquires about our Golf Digest Ranking doesn't get in...

Anyone who asks where the bag boy is at the bag drop doesn't get in....

Anyone who insists on putting out after being given a putt in a match to see what their "real" medal score is doesn't get in...

Anyone who plays tees over 6500 yards and can't break 90 doesn't get in...

Anyone who sandbags doesn't get in...

Anyone who doesn't play ready golf doesn't get in...

Anyone who can't finish in at least 4 hours doesn't get in.

Anyone who doesn't let faster groups through doesn't get in...

Anyone who asks for a light beer doesn't get in...

Anyone who's a fan of ice dancing, rhythm gymnastics or figure skating doesn't get in...

Anyone who wears more than 2 different logos doesn't get in...

Anyone who's a fan of Dancing with the Stars doesn't get in...

Anyone who's never heard of Charlie Parker, Samuel Beckett or the Velvet Underground doesn't get in...

Anyone who complains about the music, food or drink in the clubhouse doesn't get in...

Anyone who can't put their cell phone away for more than 15 minutes doesn't get in...

Anyone who treats anyone, including the staff, like second class citizens doesn't get in...

Anyone I don't like doesn't get in...


Anyone who reads putts using the 360 degree method does not get in...


Anyone who blames a lesson from the Assistant Pro for his poor play does not get in...


Anyone who cannot laugh at himself or at the state of his game does not get in...