Adam,
Certain courses beat you up with a series of jabs, others with a series of haymakers.
Not so sure that anyone can design a hard golf course.
Winged Foot West.... and East, Fenway and Quaker Ridge are four neighbors that are as hard as nails.
Yet, all are quality courses
Pat,
My only reservation is that what you describe is a one-sided fight; a great course lets you punch back with exceptional, sometimes necessarily bold play...a great course and a fair fight would also let you defend those jabs and punches (in the case of WFE and W, Fenway and QR) with conservative play in front of the green, but at the cost of wearing you down constantly navigating those rolls and contours for up and downs...you just give out if you're not up to it or you haven't been able to land any blows yourself to get that confidence.
Still, I think (if I may be so bold) that Adam meant that its no great trick to build something hard that can't be parred, or bogeyed for that matter. I believe I could make a par 3,4,5 of 115 yards that you could never triple-bogey, I know because I played one yesterday and I know just what to do...
The hole has no official name...
Some call it, "Little Round Top"
A GCAers might call it "Volcano"
Most call it "Kilimanjaro" and whatever it is, it is the X-games of Golf
It's is 115 yards of fright and laughable peril. The second time you play it, (as #13 of an 18 hole round) it is 133 yards of greater fright and more certain doom. Yes, that is the red flagstick up there near the top right center of the frame, some 50 feet of elevation over you. 30 yards over that big tree/bush/monstrosity right, a little before pin high, it's horizontal OB going right up to within inches of the cart path before it. Left you can see, is no good for man nor beast - I'm sure even squirrels avoid it. I'm sorry
I can't provide pictures of the green; it is an area rug and one that has been mishapen for years in a basement; yet they have in fact covered over the two rock scalps that used to jut out from the rear of the green and kick balls off in any direction.
A recent local ruling, regarding "environmentally Sensitive Areas" has now been adopted whereby, any ball coming to rest in the craggy volcano
Yesterday I returned to Pequenakonck, the strangest and most quirky place in all of Golfdom. You want 9-holers still living in the 1940s and 50s? I give you this gem. This course almost defies description in that it plays over cliffs, bluffs, glens and meadows, with greens on slopes with reverse thumbprints and potato chip wrinkles. It's clover and dandelions and scrub and rock and gang mowers and out of place shrubs and overgrown trees... and the bunkers...truly an incidental array of gathering spots, run offs, with weeds growing in and around them and none more than 3 feet deep. All this in about 35-40 acres of property between and atop two steep mountainous bluffs, barberpoling up and down the first, playing an elevated meadow on the heights of the second.
There's a 175 yard Par 4(!!!!) that you struggle to make bogey.
The 9/18 hole plays 193 over a central neighborhood access road, downhill almost 65 feet to the same level that Kilimanjaro's green resides.
There's a 280 yard Par 4 with that same public road (lightly but regularly traveled) running perpendicular to it at the 230 yard mark. It's blind to the tee; and blind to the second shot, as I learned yesterday when I hit a car ... wedge-bladed right into the running board of an older Mazda SUV, as it rolled into the cross-hairs like an arcade duck out of the left blinds. The large Italian man was affable and seemed to be quite amused himself, especially as there was no damage to his vehicle, remarking, "I'm trying to get rid of it anyhow."
I'm completely serious when I say that, "As Is" they could host a US Open there tomorrow and if you could fit all the hoo-ha to cover it, it would be more compelling than any US Open you could imagine. I'm convinced there would be a handful of elite players over 80 over the first two days (as there always is).
So I do believe that something can easily be made hard when it comes to golf and property design.
cheers
vk