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Dan Herrmann

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Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« on: November 14, 2009, 10:50:16 PM »
Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you get to a golf course and see _______________."

My answer - statues of animals on the golf course.  I saw a course today in NJ that had several big metal horse statues right on the course between fairways.  Never a good sign ;)
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Brian_Ewen

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 11:04:27 PM »
My favourite ..... and in play !

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Kalen Braley

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 07:28:23 AM »
Sorry Anthony,  couldn't resist!!   ;D  ;D

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Cory Lewis

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 07:54:46 AM »
Quote from: Dan Herrmann on November 14, 2009, 10:50:16 PM
"You know you're in trouble when you get to a golf course and see _______________."

A fivesome on the 1st tee
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Kalen Braley

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 08:12:04 AM »
A pratice swing that looks like this from one or more of your playing partners on the 1st tee!!   ;D

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Tom_Doak

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 10:46:56 AM »
Cory:

They play fivesomes and sixsomes at San Francisco Golf Club all the time.  But you would be in trouble there because you didn't know that.  ;)
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Jud_T

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 01:14:15 PM »
1. the scorecard and it says "an Arnold Palmer design"....

2. that there are 3 sets of tees- 7800, 7000 and 5600

3. that the flower bed around the first tee is larger than the tee box

4. the sign by the first tee says, "no alcoholic beverages allowed"

5. the group you're paired with has more than 1 ball retriever between them.

6. the guy you're playing with claims to be a 21 index, pushes you into a larger nassau than you're comfortable with and is 2 under gross after 3...
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Dan Herrmann

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 02:35:38 PM »
An Oregon muni favorite - the guys you've been paired with take off their shirts after they get to their ball after a 80 yard drive.

From a GCA standpoint, waterfalls.

Or course attendants wearing knickers.
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Ryan Admussen

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 10:24:47 PM »
When you see the two guys you've been paired with pullout a cd player on the 2nd hole and put an eminem cd on, and have it turn into a 6 hour round   :'(
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John Moore II

Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 10:35:28 PM »
I think you're in a bit of trouble when you get to the course and a sign says "Carts Mandatory." That usually leads to slow play and a goofy course. Though not 100% of the time.
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Jud_T

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 10:23:01 AM »
Ryan,

I'll take the slim shady over lady gaga any day of the week... :)
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Rick Sides

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 02:40:30 PM »
The group in front of you is drunk prior to walking on the first tee box :D
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Kalen Braley

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 02:53:01 PM »
You get in the vicinity of the tee box and find something like this....all with a tee time before you!!!   :D

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Bill_McBride

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 09:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Shivas on November 16, 2009, 02:45:15 PM
Curbs on the cartpath at the first tee.




Ahh, Pebble Beach.

And the green fee is $500.   :o
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cary lichtenstein

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Re: Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 09:55:20 PM »
The 6 handicap who joined your game from Canada who hasn't played in 12 weeks shoots 31 on the front, double bogies 10 and still shoots 34 on the back.
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Live Jupiter, Fl, was  4 handicap, played top 100 US, top 75 World. Great memories, no longer play, 4 back surgeries. I don't miss a lot of things about golf, life is simpler with out it. I miss my 60 degree wedge shots, don't miss nasty weather, icing, back spasms. Last course I played was Augusta
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