Golfing a la mode

[Bill_McBride]

That girl is not French.  I once knew a girl from France...

I was in Paris with my wife once.  Boy am I glad she's dead.

 

[Peter Pallotta]

I wonder if she thinks golf is a game or a sport....

I asked her. She thinks it's a sport.

[TEPaul]

I've always been told that the basic angle of your shoulders when you set up to hit a proper golf shot is extremely important. I'm sure it is but I doubt the angle of one's shoulders for a proper golf shot is quite as indicative as the basic angle of her tits.

[Mark Bourgeois]

That girl is not French.  I once knew a girl from France...

I was in Paris with my wife once.  Boy am I glad she's dead.

 

Do you think I lack self-discipline?

On second thought, she's not from Paris.  In Paris sex golf is an art form.

[TEPaul]

"In Paris sex golf is an art form."

I don't know that the Parisians would cross out sex and add golf as an art form. I wish I knew if sex was an art form in Paris but unfortunately for me the only sex I ever had in Paris was with the woman I brought with me to Paris. So I don't know if sex is an art form in Paris but I sure do know flirting in Paris is one of the most sophisticated art forms the world has ever known!

Well, let's not forget Italy.

England? Jeesus, it was probably true it might take an American army to get them to flirt! 

[paul cowley]

I like sex and I like Paris.....I think she's cute.

[Bill_McBride]

That girl is not French.  I once knew a girl from France...

I was in Paris with my wife once.  Boy am I glad she's dead.

 

Do you think I lack self-discipline?

On second thought, she's not from Paris.  In Paris sex golf is an art form.

As usual I'm about 30 yards behind you!

[TEPaul]

You know, over the years on this website we've talked about every single conceivable thing under the sun to do with golf but has anyone ever asked if anyone has tried to play a regulation round of golf completely naked?

[paul cowley]

No comment.

[Peter Pallotta]

I'm not going to comment on Paul's 'no comment' except to say that when Paul was in Paris and played golf with that lovely statue, she moved. 

Peter

[Brian_Ewen]

Sex and French Golf ?

The Brigitte Bardot hole at Golf d' Il Biarritz

[Joe Hancock]

I think the ice cream reference simply means that some things in life, like ice cream, are better with nuts in it.....

Don't you dare get me going on this, Peter, there's a million jokes running through my head as we type.....

 

[Peter Pallotta]

I was waiting, patiently...logging in, logging out, waiting for the Kelly-Hancock connection to light this up. (Not that Miss Pretty Statue over there needs any help...)

In the meantime, someone get me a magic wand.....

Peter

[Joe Hancock]

You know, over the years on this website we've talked about every single conceivable thing under the sun to do with golf but has anyone ever asked if anyone has tried to play a regulation round of golf completely naked?

It would be like discussing bogeys on mundane holes...we've all done it, no need to discuss it....unless you meant playing golf naked in the dark, that's just weird.

Joe

[mark chalfant]

I will  let her play through,anytime !

[David_Tepper]

Brian Ewen -

Have you ever played the Dolly Parton hole (#11) at Tain?

DT 

[Brian_Ewen]

Have you ever played the Dolly Parton hole (#11) at Tain?

David , no and I cant believe thats its official name 

[Bill_McBride]

Have you ever played the Dolly Parton hole (#11) at Tain?

David , no and I cant believe thats its official name 

I think that's Tain's version of the Alps.

Seriously. 

[Dan Kelly]

I wonder if she thinks golf is a game or a sport....

I asked her. She thinks it's a sport.

I'm not surprised. After all, she's pretty close to completely Behr.

[Rich Goodale]

I wonder if she thinks golf is a game or a sport....

I asked her. She thinks it's a sport.

I'm not surprised. After all, she's pretty close to completely Behr.

 

[Tom Naccarato]

What a spicey tart of a statue.....