Tom,
Taxachusetts, as it has been known since my days at OSU, may very well have a few scattered, largely silenced conservatives. But I suspect that Tiger's visit has more to do with strategy sessions on mining existing veins of wealth than in creating new ones. Of course, I could be strictly out to lunch, and he is there for some R & R, to further his education in classical golf architecture, or simply to expand his southern conciousness.
My last visit to Provincetown (sp) some 20 years ago was enough for a life time. With my then girlfriend on my arm, I thought that she was getting compliments (jeers) from a number of guys as we were walking around. While I enjoyed this for a short time, to my horror she informed me that it was I that was the focus of their attention and rather lurid remarks. Needless to say, male bonding of this type is beyond my ability to comprehend.