Bob,
I don't think the new 5th is easy, at least from the back tee.
I also thought Nicklaus did a pretty good job making it look like a PB hole, even if it begs for his high fade.
It's just that the original 5th was such a different type of hole...almost unique in some respects, sort of the bastard step-child that you learn to love despite its shortcomings that many of us mourned it's passing.
As you're passing the rhino-whip, send a lash or two my way for coming up with a really weak Kavanaughian simile.