I wonder if Matt is planning on using the Matt Ward-Ron Popeil Golf Rater's Gadget Pocket Calculator....
Title: Re:How interesting peripherals affect your golf experience?
Post by: Thomas Naccarato on December 06, 2004, 08:26:41 pm
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I rely on my Matt Ward-Ron Popeil Golf Rater's Gadget Pocket Calculator--the same people that brought you the Pocket Fisherman.
The Matt Ward-Ron Popeil Golf Rater's Gadget Pocket Calculator allows me to punch-in all of the numbers from the course I'm playing, which are then transmitted via cell phone technology to a caddy shack in New Jersey where Matt can calculate them via his magic formulas for strength of golfer, exhibiton of strength (off of the tee), lack of putting ability. They are then multiplied by the amount of visits per year and then cubed for the amount of trips made each year.
It also allows you to enter contact information, slope rating, course rating, distance from the tips and other pertinent data that comprise the award-winning Matt Ward formula of rating golf courses for not one, not two but three major and nationally known publications. He then sends results back to you in less then five seconds later!
(rumor in fact has it that Matt will be a major player in deciding next years BCS rankings)
If the Matt Ward Pocket Calculator by Ron Popeil isn't an instant sure fire success please keep the included free issue of New Jersey Golfer as Matt and Ron's compliments.
Buy it now, and Matt and Ron will include the Matt Ward Guide To Five-Star Dining an award-winning guide to the finest restaurants where you can learn to eat good and well, and then skip the bill and the tip!