Wf's two courses are like making it with both of the bosomy Houlihan Twins, but the girl RIGHT next door is worth a few dates too -- Quaker Ridge -- a Fran Drescher--Westchester cougar type.
The girl down the street is Bonnie Briar, who might have been a charmer back in the day, but now its like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard.
Finally, there's the municipal pin cushion, Saxon Woods, who's the beer-goggled floozy you knocked up senior year and spent most of the rest of your since-miserable life playing.