James,
I don't think its silly premise at all. In general, its harder to build a course for all now, because the distance extremes are so vast, from the 120 yard senior female tee shots to the 320 longest pro tour tee shots.
For years, we have built the 7200 yard course with multiple tees, up to six to accommodate, because no operator wants to turn away any play, not even the 0.1% who play the back tees, or maybe the large percentage of golfers who have been conditioned via marketing that any course without 7K tees is not a true test, whether they play those back tees or not.
But compare this to fashion, where one size fits all has never been a fashion trend. Or restaurants, where broad based menus (not spectacular at anything, like Howard Johnsons) have given way to hoards of Italian, Asian, Steaks and other specialized menus.....not to mention breastaraunts, which seems to be the key to staying in business despite average food.
Why should golf be the one size fits all sport, especially when one of its appeals is a non standard playing field?
I think we are heading for two different worlds, and it starts with labeling any course that actually has a tournament, a tournament course, and keeping the championship label for lesser and shorter courses that aren't so tough.